TIME TO KILL Y'ALL

Wow Boogie decided to get up in the mix, I'm goin for the kill now! Savin the best duets for last here we go.

I'm bustin fatalities on you suckers now, first up is "Beauty and The Beast" by Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson, way better duet song then your sucker punch with "Whole New World" shane-o-WHACK...



I've been saving this ghetto duet for last "Twisted" by Keith Sweat & Kut Klose. Keith Sweat came pimpin the Kut Klose ho's...



Then to karate kick you while your still down I'm hittin y'all with Amy Grant & Peter Cetera's "Next Time I Fall In Love"...



TILL NEXT TIME SUCKERS! "FATALITY" THE MIGHTY MAC TINO WINS!

ALBOOGIE OUTTA THE CUTS!!!!!

FUCK BOTH OF YOU GUYS.. THIS IS THE BEST SONG.. EVERRRRRRRRRR



SEE YOU HOMOS IN RENO!

ROUND 4 DUET BATTLE: SHANEZOOLA

Remember WHACK TINO. The heat of my meat is inversely proportioned to the angle of my dangle. So suck on these...

Method Man w/ Mary J Blige: You're All I Need.

I went easy on you here. Coulda went with the Marvin Gaye/Tammy Terrell version but i didn't want your nuts to hurt

Vanessa Williams w/ Brian McKnight: Love Is...

...Beating you handily in this battle

Its not a music video but you can't touch Rick James.


ITS COLD AS ICE!

DUET BATTLE ROUND #4 MAC TINO

This sucka shaneSCREWYA still wants more, let's see what i got in the arsenal to prove that I won this thing...

To start off Round #4 with a bang is Atlantic Star's classic duet "Always". This is my karaoke jam! Get a few drinks in a me, find a duet partner and I'm ready to go...



A duet battle ain't a good duet battle unless it involves some Aaron Neville ladies and gentlemen. Here's a classic duet by Aaron Neville & Linda Rondstadt "I Don't Know Much"...I don't know much else you can do to top me shane-o-WHACK...



The last duet for this round will really make you scream, it's Michael & Janet Jackson's "Scream". Michael Jackson hasn't looked any whiter than in this video, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Scream
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What you got for me shane-o-WHACK!?!

DUET BATTLE ROUND #3 MAC TINO

Ok i gotta admit shaneSCREWYA got a freebie on me with that "Whole New World" joint, but THE MIGHTY MAC TINO is coming out swingin hard this round...

Coming through with the KO punch is Alexander O'neal & Cherelle "Saturday Love", beat you upside the head Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, SATURDAY!...



You still up after that? Hit you with another uppercut by Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes "Up Where We Belong". The Family Guy skit where they used this song with Chris and The Gay Horny Old Man is hilarious...

Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes
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Hope I didn't hit you too hard with that last hit, just tryin to make this match even. Aight final blow for the round I'm hittin you in the button with The Crack Heads, Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston's "We Have Something In Common".



I know we have a lot in common Shane but a duet victory is a huge difference...

ROUND 3 DUET BATTLE SHANEZOOLA

I think I evened the series with A Whole New World, so the series is tied between me and WHACK TINO. Here's round 3.

Eric Benet featuring Tamia: Spend My Life With You

This song lost some of its luster when Eric Benet fucked around when he was married to Halle Berry. What a fucking moron. You're a great singer, you have all the talent in the world and you have the most beautiful woman on earth. You oughta be taken out back and shot.

Captain and Tennile: Do That To Me One More Time

Man the captain didn't do shit.

Roberta Flack feat Peabo Bryson: Tonight I Celebrate My Love


Tonight I celebrate my win...

DUET BATTLE ROUND #2 SHANEZOOLA

Here's my counter.

Mike Reno and Ann Wilson: Almost Paradise

1. Footloose soundtrack
2. Kevin Bacon still looks the same
3. Cheesiest ballad in history?

Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle: A Whole New World (Aladdin soundtrack)

1. Aladdin is arguably the greatest Disney movie ever
2. If this song didn't get you, you have absolutely no emotion whatsoever
3. Peabo Bryson's drawn in mustache=HALL OF FAME worthy

Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrell: Ain't No Mountain High Enough

1. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough ain't no river wide enough, to keep me from beating MAC TINO

Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton: Islands in the Stream

1. Dolly Parton alone wins me this round. She belongs on T&A Thursdays.
2. Yes I through in two country singers=Versatility baby.
3. You remember a redone song later on??
...

DUET BATTLE ROUND #2 MAC TINO

...KO'D shaneSCREWYA in Round #1, and he still wants more, well here I go again kickin him while he's down...

First up is my personal favorite duet of all time "My Endless Love", I love this song so much that I'll put up the original by Lionel Richie & Diana Ross, and Luther Vandross & Mariah Carey...





My next hitter is R. Kelly & Celine Dion's "I'm Your Angel", I really wish that R. Kelly would clean up his act and start makin real music again...

Celine Dion feat. R Kelly -
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Last up is a duet by Brian McNight & the beautiful Regine Velasquez "Whenever You Call", Regina Velasquez can call me anytime...



BRING IT ON SHANE!

DUET BATTLE ROUND #1 MAC TINO

...aight uno THE MIGHTY MAC TINO got the heaters so i let that shaneSREWYA start off first...

All of you probably will agree with me that Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes "I've Had the Time of My Life" is the best duet of all time (can't believe that sucka didn't think of it)...



Next up I gotta hit this foo up wit the ghettoest duet of all time which is Sylk E. Fyne & Chill's "Romeo & Juliet"...



Last up for Round #1 is Patti Labelle & Michael McDonald "On My Own", now what would a duet battle be without a lil of these two...



Came out swingin wit 3 knockers what you got for me shaneSCREWYA...

DUET BATTLE ROUND #1 SHANEZOOLA

...AND SO IT BEGINS

Peaches and Herb: Reunited

Peaches is such a gorgeous woman. She must've taken some Tylenol before this performance cause she is carrying this duet.

Janet Jackson and Luther Vandross: The Best Things In Life Are Free

If you remember the movie Mo Money with Damon, Marlon, and Kim Wayans, you remember this jam. A couple of things.
1.Stacey Dash is drop dead fine in this movie.
2. Mo' Money is one of those movies that you will always remember when you watch it.
3. Damon Wayan's mustache is clutch in this movie.

Dan Hill and Vonda Shepard: Can We Try

1. Dan Hill's beard > Better than any facial hair anyone has ever grown!
2. I actually love this song. If I'm a little gay for saying it, then just as long as I beat MACTINO, it'll all be worth it.
3. This video wants me to "Try a Lil' Harder" to beat down MACTINO

...OWNAGE!