NCV Late Salute To Moms

It has been a pretty busy weekend for the NCV crew. From partying for Shane-A-Palooza to Working to hanging out with the family, the crew has all been partied out! But there's one piece of speciality that we want to cover tonight. Nutcheck Videos want to salute our mothers tonight. Without them, we would not be the men we are today. I know the rest of the crew will add their own flavor to this special blog, but I just wanted to get everything started.



Elma Lim Ramos

Matriarch. Provider. Disciplinarian. Backbone. 1 Fan. Role Model. Hero.



And most importantly... MY MOM! I Love You!

Happy Mother's Day To Her and All The Moms Out There. Take The Time Out To Thank Your Mom For Catching Public Transportation From Work Only To Bring Her Son A New Pair Of Shorts After He Had Crapped His Pants In 2nd Grade, For Ripping A New Shirt Because He Wanted To Imitate Hulk Hogan, Apologizing For Getting Blatantly Caught Cheating On His Vocabulary Exam In High School and For Backtalking To You and Getting Whipped By An Extension Cord. Thank You For Always Turning Off The TV for Me When I Fall Asleep and I Forgot To Hit The Sleep Button and You Would Wake Me Up In The Middle Of The Night To Yell At Me And Lecture Me About Conserving Power and Even Smack Me Upside The Head and Then Turn Off The TV and I Go Back To Bed With My Face Hurting. Thank You For Finally Blaming Dad First For Crapping Without Properly Flushing. For The Record. I Always Make Sure. Thank You And An I'm Sorry At The Same Time For Not Wanting You To Chaperone Our 6th Grade Field Trip To Sutter's Fort Because I Was Worried You Were Going To Embarrass Me In Front of My Friends And My First Girlfriend. Thank You For Walking Me To The Bus Stop So I Can Safely Board The S-Mart Bus On The Way To St. Lukes For School and Especially For The Time You Sprinted 3 Blocks Home To Pick Up My Report That Was Due That Day and Having It On My Hand Before I Boarded The Bus. Thank You For Finding Those Hidden "Gem" Snacks From The 99 Cent Store. Santino Really Enjoyed Coming Over To Munch On Those Bomb Ass Chips. Thank You For Not Believing The Rumor That Me And JJ Lost All Of Our Vegas Money To Bookies and Hookers. That Was Just False. Thank You For Making Me Strawberry and Banana Smoothies Randomly At All Hours Of The Night. Thank You For The Always Improvising Pancit By Using Ramen Noodles From The Package If We're Out Of Them and The Sweet Melon Drink With The Pulp That You Eat Separately Afterwards. I'm Sorry I Got Caught Watching Scrambled Porn In 6th Grade. I'm Sorry If I Never Turned Off The Light When You Tell Me At Least 5 Times To Turn It Off. Thank You For Not Laughing At Me During The Winter Formal When Stefanie Millonida Had To Drive Me To The Formal Cause I Didn't Have My License. Dad Had A Good Laugh With That One. Thank You For Glueing Shawn Michaels' Arm Back Together So I Can Play WIth WWF Figurines Again Because I Wanted The Rockers To Wrestle The Bushwhackers at The Time. I'm Sorry I Never Bother To Readjust Your Seat Back When I Drive Your Expedition. I'm Sorry I Add To Your Horrible Pet Peeve Of Walking Outside With Socks On. But Hey, That's Why I Wear Black Socks Now Right? Thank You For Driving Me To Rossi Zaragoza's House So We Could Watch Pay Per View Wrestling. Thank You Offering To Make Me Food Knowing That I Was Going To Be Watching A Game. Thank You For Always Buying The Right Kind Of Gatorades. Thank You For Your 7-Up and Cornstarch Remedy For A Bad Stomach Ache and Diarrhea. Thank You For Adding Water To The Robitussin And Shaking It Up For Me So I Can Take My Cough Medicine. I'm Sorry I Never Wrote You Back At Science Camp Cause When I Got Your Letter In The Cafeteria During Dinner, I Started Crying Because That Was The First Time I Left Home, And When My Friends Asked Why I Was Crying I Told Them My Dog Died Just To Look Cool. It's Not That I Didn't Want To Write You, But If My Friends Saw Me Doing That, They'd Give Me The Business The Rest Of The Trip. Thank You For Always Buying Me A Chicken Joy Meal From Jollibee's Or A Burger From Cindy's After Work When I Was A Kid. I'm Sorry That I Would Be In Bed Already By The Time You Got Home From Work Just So I Can Wake Up At 2 AM To Watch WWF Superstars. I'm Sorry That I Pulled My Babysitter's Dress Down In Public While She Was Waiting To Purchase Some Laundry Soap At The Store. I'm Sorry That I Like To Show Dad My Report Card First Just So Numb The Fact That If I Got Less Than a B on my Report Card That I Needed To Prepare Myself To Be Whipped. I'm Sorry For The "D" In English. I'm Sorry That I Was On The Phone With Jessica Nevarez In 6th Grade For Almost 2 Hours and Ignoring The Incoming Calls From Dad In The Philippines. Thank You For Not Laughing At Me When I Had To Wear A Dress After I Was Circumcised At Age 10. Thank You For Buying Me Jack In The Box Right After I Got Home From Knee Surgery Knowing That I Should Start Off With Liquids Before A Regular Meal. I'm Sorry That I Vomited The Jack In The Box You Had Bought For Me After I Got Home From Knee Surgery After You Had Told Me To Wait Until I Could Tolerate Liquids Before Eating The Ultimate Cheeseburger. Thank You For Talking About The Birds and The Bees With Me. You Did WAAAAY Better Than Dad Would Ever! Thank You For Sacrificing Yourself To Make Sure I Ate Dinner That Night And I Had A Roof Over My Head. Thank You For Giving Birth To Such A Cute Little Boy And Turning Out A Strong, Hard-Working, Respectful (Though Not Cute Anymore) Man. Most Importantly. Thank You For Being You.

I LOVE YOU MOM! From your boy Shanezoola!


Boyz II Men: A Song For Mama


2Pac: Dear Mama


The Intruders: I Always Love My Mama


Kanye West: Hey Mama


Talib Kweli: Momma Can You Hear Me

MAC TiNO's Tribute To My Momma


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There's so much I can say about my mom, but I know what makes her most proud of me is our faith in the Lord. She has always been my guardian angel and loves me no matter what I do. I know I'm keeping this short but she's always taught me the best communication is through prayer. LOVE YOU MOM, AND GOD BLESS YOU FOR YOUR BLESSINGS!

HAPPY ROAST DAY FOR SHANEZOOLA

It's time to roast the mastermind behind all of the Nation's previous roast. Who better else to roast the mastermind then the person who knows this fucker the most, none other than yours truly MIGITTY MAC TiNO!!! I'm holding nothing back, I'm representing the poor nation victims that have been put on blast in the past by you Shanezoola...SO SCREW YA HERE WE GO...

I've known of the this gentle gay giant for more than 10+ years. I first felt the wrath of Shanezoola when my Presentation basketball team would totally get crushed by Shane's St. Luke's squad. It was like the LA Clippers going against the LA Lakers...HUGE DIFFERENCE!

Flash forward to high school where we all met up, we were made up a bunch of pranksters that borderline got in trouble everyday at school. Even though we ripped on each other everyday, I would go back in a second to relieve some of our classic memories (ASK SHANE ABOUT EM HE'LL WRITE AND TELL YOU A WHOLE NOVEL OF WHAT HAPPEND) I have a horrible memory on the other hand (PROBABLY BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS HIGH).

HERE'S A RECENT PIC OF THE ST. MARY'S CREW:



NOT PICTURED:

BRANDON ZULUETA (AS SHANE REFERS TO HIM: MR. CEREBRAL CORTEX)
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY DELA CRUZ
SMELLY SMELLY MARCOS

Flash forward again to the boring college years, which was as lame as Saved By The Bell: The College Years. Some million years of college later we finally got our degrees, here's a clip of mah baby gettin his degree:



Alright time to get down and dirty with the roast, the shit you dirty NCV fans want to read and see about. I'm gonna go ahead and recap the shenanigans that this foolio Shanezoola has created for himself in less than half a year. Shane missed out on the Nation's New Years Eve bash, but boy did he come through for my bro Sean's 21st. This was the first time Shane was introduced to beer pong, and he dominated from the gates.

BEER PONG CHAMPIONS



What some people might not know about the beer pong champion is that he ended up crashing in his car outside of my house, Shane had to take a dump that night and instead of coming inside to use the bathroom he shit on my neighbors lawn like a dog!


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As we move into February, Shane is killing it in the beer pong scene where he's getting comparisons to Michael Jordan, and where is he gettin this inspiration? Watch video to find out!



March is another big party month for the nation, our biggest event to date is Alboogie's B-Day party at Suite 181. We doin it BIG in VIP especially Shane who has a couple of dance moves to show us.


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If there's anything that pisses A's fans off it's non-A's fans. So you can suck it Shane you punk ass Mariners fan.




Recently it was reported in the news that Mariah Carey got married to Nick Cannon : ( Oh well Shane at least you have Rick Ross by your side...and I know how much you love the Touch My Body remix featuring Rick Ross



We all can't wait till Shane's party at Agenda this Friday, but this foolio got a lil carried away at his practice party at Chitivas last week. Let me recap for yall who didn't hear about Shane. Apparently Shane stumbled out of the club and attempted to break into a car!!! If you haven't already bought the new Grand Theft Auto IV game it features Shane Ramos as one of the car jackers...



...When Shane couldn't break into the car he gave up, took his clothes off (jk) and passed out on the grass. While passed out on the grass the sprinklers went off on his ass!!!



Hate to roast you hard buddy but you had it coming! 143 always to you man! Yours truly Santino Son...



And the Nation sings Happy Birthday to you!

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Penguins Round 2 Update Including Playoff Beard

The Penguins rolled over the New York Rangers 4-1 to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals which culminated in a 3-2 Game 5 Overtime win in Pittsburgh to advance. The Pens will meet the HATED Philadelphia Flyers in the East Finals and for the right to play for Lord Stanley's Cup. So here's the recap of the 2nd Round Matchup!

Game 1
The Pens were outclassed in the first and half of the second, but their ability to score quickly struck twice. Down 3-0 to the Rangers, Jarkko Ruutu and Pascal Dupuis score 14 seconds apart to cut it to 1...

Ruutu's Goal 3-1


Dupuis' Goal 14 seconds later 3-2

After 2 the Pens strike again this time 20 seconds apart and Marian Hossa and Petr Sykora net em for the Penguins!

Hossa ties it at 3


Sykora gives the Pens a 4-3 lead

The Rangers don't give up and tie the game with less than 10 minutes left, but a costly penalty leads to a Penguin Power Play with less than 2 minutes in regulation... Which set up for some drama...



GAME! 5-4 Penguins (Pens lead series 1-0)

Game 2
The Rangers came at them hard, but Pens goalie Marc-Andre Fleury was just stellar! He was making stop after stop and (with the help of an early whistle to disallow a goal) Jordan Staal's beautiful power play goal along with Adam Hall's Empty Netter gave the Pens a 2-0 game and series lead.



Pens 2 Rangers 0 (PIT leads 2-0)

Game 3
Everyone knew the Rangers were gonna come out on fire, but it was quickly silence by the Penguins scoring a little over a minute into the game. Then the Rangers scrapped and tied the game, only for the Pens to get momentum back with 2 straight goals. The Rangers wouldn't go away and score two goals of their own, but Evgeni Malkin's goal on the power play give the Pens a lead and Ryan Malone's tip-in sealed it for Pittsburgh and gave them a commanding 3-0 lead



Pens 5 Rangers 3 (PIT leads 3-0)

Game 4
If you thought they were gonna sweep em. You were wrong. Ranger goalie Henrik Lundqvist was stellar! One game too late though.



Rangers 3 Penguins 0 (PIT leads 3-1)

Game 5
One of those games where the Penguins wanted to bury them in Pittsburgh so they wouldn't have to head back to NYC. And they did early on.


Marian Hossa gives the Pens a 1-0 lead!


Evgeni Malkin gives the Pens a 2-0 with his own rush!

A 2 goal lead for the Pens is pretty worthless and it showed as the Rangers battled back early in the third to tie the game at 2. As the game went into overtime, the Penguins came close a couple of times and continued to pressure... Until...


Marian Hossa ends it!

Pens 3 Rangers 2 OT (PIT WINS SERIES 4-1)

Series MVP: Evgeni Malkin. How can I even say this guy is the best player on the team with Sidney Crosby wearing the same jersey!

PLAYOFF BEARD UPDATE
Unfortunately, my beard didn't last. I shaved it May 1st. I'm sorry to disappoint you fellow Pens fans and readers, but with me not liking facial hair, it was just too much! The last straw... I woke up with food stuck to my beard. But beard or no beard it is destiny! So the final four is set... In The West...



















...In The East