Monday, May 26, 2008

Slow Jams by Duos

Great music can be made by one or even four people, but what is underrated are those dynamic duos in music that made such an impact in the game. We are first to appreciate the popularity of singles artist like Brian McKnight or groups like Blackstreet, Boyz II Men, Jodeci and Shai. But for a more complex appreciation, the NCV crew are going to dedicate this blog to those tremendous pairs that have soothed our ears with their delectable sound.

We kick it off with a bang...

Hall and Oates


Sara Smile

This song is so simple and so brilliant and made by arguably the best duo in music.


Changing Faces


G.H.E.T.T.O.U.T

Lost in the SWV, TLC, Xscape lore in the 90's was this tandem. For about a stretch of a year or two they had some great hits.


KCi and Jojo


Lately

One of those rare remade jams that actually sounded great! Not many of those nowadays. Stevie Wonder woulda been proud.

Atlantic Starr


Always

Timeless classic. If this song isn't a part of a wedding playlist... You are gonna get divorced.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

ANSWERS TO THE BOOBIES POST!!!

#1 CARMEN ELECTRA'S BOOBS




#2 HALLE BARRY'S BOOBS




#3 JANET JACKSON'S BOOBS




#4 JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S BOOBS




#5 JESSICA SIMPSON'S BOOBS




#6 MARIAH CAREY'S BOOBS




#7 PAMELA ANDERSON'S BOOBS




#8 PHOEBE CATES'S BOOBS




#9 SALMA HAYEK'S BOOBS




#10 SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S BOOBS


Eastern Conference Recap: PITTSBURGH PENGUINS TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS!!!




After 16 years of frustration, the Pittsburgh Penguins return to the Stanley Cup after a dominating 4-1 series win over their rivals Philadelphia Flyers. Philly had its shot in Games 1 and 2, but could not capitalize. Here's a game per game recap.

Game 1: The Flyers came out swinging after Petr Sykora scored the first goal of the game. They scrapped and took a 2-1 lead, but Sidney Crosby tied the game quickly after a redirection. Before the 1st period ended, Evgeni Malkin shoots a wicked wrister in to give the Pens a 3-2 lead. The highlight of the game came in the 2nd where Malkin get plastered into the glass after a shorthanded attempt only to get himself up on the same play and get fed a pass for a breakaway where he slaps one home past Marty Biron. That's pretty much how the game ended. Pens lead 1-0




The Malkin shorthanded Goal

Game 2: The Flyers were much better this game. The Pens struck first with a Sidney Crosby power play goal. But the Flyers once again came together and tied the game. Marian Hossa tallied the Pens' next goal to give them a 2-1 lead. However for all of Evgeni Malkin's abilities, he made a major gaffe shorthanded towards the end of the period and Mike Richards of the Flyers made him pay. The game winning goal came from an unlikely source as the fourth line of Gary Roberts, Georges Laraque and Maxime Talbot capitalize to give the Pens the edge. Jordan Staal caps it off with an empty netter. Pens lead 2-0


Great Bantamweight fight between Upshall and Tyler Kennedy to begin the highlights.

Game 3: Flyer fans were hostile. Orange was worn everywhere. But the Pens found a way to shut them up. It felt like everything was going the Pens' way. Case in point the first goal. Ryan Whitney shot one which bounced off the defenseman and into the net. The Marian Hossa scores an unreal goal!



The Flyers cut it in half, but the usually offensive first Pens clamped down on defense. Ryan Malone and another Hossa goal dooms the Flyers. Pens lead 3-0



Game 4: The Flyers weren't gonna go away. 3 first period goals crushed the Pens. The lone highlight(s) was Jordan Staal, whose grandfather died two days earlier and flew back from his funeral and almost singlehandedly carried the Pens back in this game with 2 goals. Pens lead 3-1



Game 5: SHEER DOMINATION
From the outset, the Pens set the tone with goals from Malone and Malkin. The second was even worse for Philly. Marian Hossa, another Ryan Malone goal and Jordan Staal embarrass the Flyers. To add more salt Pascal Dupuis tallies one in the third for a 6-0 domination. Marc-Andre Fleury was stellar once again making his 3rd playoff shutout of the year. Penguins advance to their first Stanley Cup in 16 years.



So it is set





I will have a preview of the Finals as well as a chronicle of my trip to Pittsburgh for the Stanley Cup Finals. Keep tuning in... GO PENS!!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

GUESS THE BOOBIES POST???

The NCV Crew is on yet another hotties post!!! Today we're paying tribute to the BEST feature of the woman's body...YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, BOOBIES!!! I dunno what draws men to a a nice RACK...praly because we were nurtured with em since birth! So much to say about these FUN BAGS but to stare and awe...wHaT waS i sAyinG I WaS disTracTED...Oh yeah the BOOBS, this is a 2 part post BOOBIES first then, then the rest of the female's body (sigh). Here are 10 of the most famous set of TITTIES out on the market, so think with ur heads and not ur cocks!

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REMEMBER THINK WITH YOUR HEADS AND NOT YOUR COCKS!!!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

16 YEARS OF WAITING ENDS TONIGHT?

Sixteen years ago the Pittsburgh Penguins last made the Stanley Cup Finals and it was the first time I watched hockey in general. I was hooked. That year the Penguins won the Cup and I became attached to the sport and the Pens. Since then there were a few synonymous things and persons associated with my team. Heartbreak. David Volek. Cancer. Rats. Philadelphia Flyers. Garry Valk. Andy Delmore. Keith Primeau. Martin Brodeur. Trades. Michal Sivek. Basement. Eddie Olczyk. The Ottawa Senators. 16 years of frustration of not making the championship can end tonight. In that list, it will make it much sweeter. The Philadelphia Flyers. Somehow someway the Flyers always managed to beat the Penguins everytime. Not just during the regular season this year, but the 97 Playoffs when they ended Mario Lemieux's career with a 4-1 series victory, or the 2000 playoffs when the Pens had a 2-0 lead going into Pittsburgh then in some hockey God madness the following two things happened back-to-back OT's.


Andy Delmore wins Game 3 in OT


Keith Primeau wins it in 5 overtimes. I still can smell the vomit on my shirt after that mess.

So who do you think got momentum in that series? Even now that Sidney Crosby is leading this team, the ruthless Flyers fans always has something to say. Even their head coaches. Remember 2 years ago when Ken Hitchcock called Sid a diver? Or when Derian Hatcher continuously smacked his face with his stick? Well that just made Sid a better player. Personally as a fan, anytime the Pens beat the Flyers, its always a happy moment. But quite frankly, the next win against the Flyers will erase all the bad memories vs. Philly. I actually don't care that the Pens swept them in the regular season last year. A Penguins win tonight (SWEEP IN PHILLY) will not only end frustrations vs. the Flyers, but erase those memories listed above you...


You ruined my childhood DAVID VOLEK!


Garry Valk had NO PLAYOFF GOALS so far, so who does he score his 1st against?


THE 2003-2004 Penguins were in the basement? I remember the 20 game losing streak and how it felt like they won the cup with that OT win vs. Phoenix. But I stuck with them.


And who can forget last year?

If you're a Pens fan and you stumble on to this site, watch all the videos, cause it will all be erased after tonight. But I know after this next win, it won't be over, but wouldn't IT BE NICE just to think about it before it becomes reality.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Tribute Tuesdays: John Witherspoon



Today's tribute is to an underrated comedian who always seem to put the NCV crew in a great mood when we watch him on TV. You may know him as Lisa's dad on Fresh Prince, David Alan Grier's dad on Boomerang, Willie Jones on Friday, but me and the MAC will always and forever know him as Pops on the Wayans Brothers. John Witherspoon was born to make us laugh. His style of comedy is as hilarious as his wardrobe. We will always remember John Witherspoon wearing tacky shirts and tight ass pants and some tic-tac looking shoes. But whatever the case the way he carries out his acts and his facial expressions are just too damn funny to forget. I even laugh about it right now as I'm typing this. So for this a site about the underrated and hidden gems, we bring you the brilliance that is John Witherspoon.

JOHN WITHERSPOON BEST TV MOMENTS



Marlon Slaps Pops



Temptones Bang Bang Bang



Booty All In Pops Face



Doin Mic Jagger



The Whole Best of The Wayans Bros. Staring John Witherspoon









JOHN WITHERSPOON COMMERCIAL!!!



JOHN WITHERSPOON BEST MUSIC VIDEO MOMENTS

Jay-Z - Give It To Me



Hitman Sammy Sam - Step Daddy



Field Mob - Sick of Being Lonely



JOHN WITHERSPOON BEST MOVIE MOMENTS

Best of in Friday



Watch The Whole Friday Movie On NCV



























Emergency Dump In Next Friday





Classic Dinner Scene In Boomerang





Classic Scene In Vampire In Brooklyn





Classic Scene In Hollywood Shuffle





Little Nicky





Soul Plane





Little Man









JOHN WITHERSPOON BEST STAND UP & INTERVIEW MOMENTS













On David Letterman



Links to check out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eDCxpb4pYo&feature=related

Monday, May 12, 2008

NCV Late Salute To Moms

It has been a pretty busy weekend for the NCV crew. From partying for Shane-A-Palooza to Working to hanging out with the family, the crew has all been partied out! But there's one piece of speciality that we want to cover tonight. Nutcheck Videos want to salute our mothers tonight. Without them, we would not be the men we are today. I know the rest of the crew will add their own flavor to this special blog, but I just wanted to get everything started.



Elma Lim Ramos

Matriarch. Provider. Disciplinarian. Backbone. 1 Fan. Role Model. Hero.



And most importantly... MY MOM! I Love You!

Happy Mother's Day To Her and All The Moms Out There. Take The Time Out To Thank Your Mom For Catching Public Transportation From Work Only To Bring Her Son A New Pair Of Shorts After He Had Crapped His Pants In 2nd Grade, For Ripping A New Shirt Because He Wanted To Imitate Hulk Hogan, Apologizing For Getting Blatantly Caught Cheating On His Vocabulary Exam In High School and For Backtalking To You and Getting Whipped By An Extension Cord. Thank You For Always Turning Off The TV for Me When I Fall Asleep and I Forgot To Hit The Sleep Button and You Would Wake Me Up In The Middle Of The Night To Yell At Me And Lecture Me About Conserving Power and Even Smack Me Upside The Head and Then Turn Off The TV and I Go Back To Bed With My Face Hurting. Thank You For Finally Blaming Dad First For Crapping Without Properly Flushing. For The Record. I Always Make Sure. Thank You And An I'm Sorry At The Same Time For Not Wanting You To Chaperone Our 6th Grade Field Trip To Sutter's Fort Because I Was Worried You Were Going To Embarrass Me In Front of My Friends And My First Girlfriend. Thank You For Walking Me To The Bus Stop So I Can Safely Board The S-Mart Bus On The Way To St. Lukes For School and Especially For The Time You Sprinted 3 Blocks Home To Pick Up My Report That Was Due That Day and Having It On My Hand Before I Boarded The Bus. Thank You For Finding Those Hidden "Gem" Snacks From The 99 Cent Store. Santino Really Enjoyed Coming Over To Munch On Those Bomb Ass Chips. Thank You For Not Believing The Rumor That Me And JJ Lost All Of Our Vegas Money To Bookies and Hookers. That Was Just False. Thank You For Making Me Strawberry and Banana Smoothies Randomly At All Hours Of The Night. Thank You For The Always Improvising Pancit By Using Ramen Noodles From The Package If We're Out Of Them and The Sweet Melon Drink With The Pulp That You Eat Separately Afterwards. I'm Sorry I Got Caught Watching Scrambled Porn In 6th Grade. I'm Sorry If I Never Turned Off The Light When You Tell Me At Least 5 Times To Turn It Off. Thank You For Not Laughing At Me During The Winter Formal When Stefanie Millonida Had To Drive Me To The Formal Cause I Didn't Have My License. Dad Had A Good Laugh With That One. Thank You For Glueing Shawn Michaels' Arm Back Together So I Can Play WIth WWF Figurines Again Because I Wanted The Rockers To Wrestle The Bushwhackers at The Time. I'm Sorry I Never Bother To Readjust Your Seat Back When I Drive Your Expedition. I'm Sorry I Add To Your Horrible Pet Peeve Of Walking Outside With Socks On. But Hey, That's Why I Wear Black Socks Now Right? Thank You For Driving Me To Rossi Zaragoza's House So We Could Watch Pay Per View Wrestling. Thank You Offering To Make Me Food Knowing That I Was Going To Be Watching A Game. Thank You For Always Buying The Right Kind Of Gatorades. Thank You For Your 7-Up and Cornstarch Remedy For A Bad Stomach Ache and Diarrhea. Thank You For Adding Water To The Robitussin And Shaking It Up For Me So I Can Take My Cough Medicine. I'm Sorry I Never Wrote You Back At Science Camp Cause When I Got Your Letter In The Cafeteria During Dinner, I Started Crying Because That Was The First Time I Left Home, And When My Friends Asked Why I Was Crying I Told Them My Dog Died Just To Look Cool. It's Not That I Didn't Want To Write You, But If My Friends Saw Me Doing That, They'd Give Me The Business The Rest Of The Trip. Thank You For Always Buying Me A Chicken Joy Meal From Jollibee's Or A Burger From Cindy's After Work When I Was A Kid. I'm Sorry That I Would Be In Bed Already By The Time You Got Home From Work Just So I Can Wake Up At 2 AM To Watch WWF Superstars. I'm Sorry That I Pulled My Babysitter's Dress Down In Public While She Was Waiting To Purchase Some Laundry Soap At The Store. I'm Sorry That I Like To Show Dad My Report Card First Just So Numb The Fact That If I Got Less Than a B on my Report Card That I Needed To Prepare Myself To Be Whipped. I'm Sorry For The "D" In English. I'm Sorry That I Was On The Phone With Jessica Nevarez In 6th Grade For Almost 2 Hours and Ignoring The Incoming Calls From Dad In The Philippines. Thank You For Not Laughing At Me When I Had To Wear A Dress After I Was Circumcised At Age 10. Thank You For Buying Me Jack In The Box Right After I Got Home From Knee Surgery Knowing That I Should Start Off With Liquids Before A Regular Meal. I'm Sorry That I Vomited The Jack In The Box You Had Bought For Me After I Got Home From Knee Surgery After You Had Told Me To Wait Until I Could Tolerate Liquids Before Eating The Ultimate Cheeseburger. Thank You For Talking About The Birds and The Bees With Me. You Did WAAAAY Better Than Dad Would Ever! Thank You For Sacrificing Yourself To Make Sure I Ate Dinner That Night And I Had A Roof Over My Head. Thank You For Giving Birth To Such A Cute Little Boy And Turning Out A Strong, Hard-Working, Respectful (Though Not Cute Anymore) Man. Most Importantly. Thank You For Being You.

I LOVE YOU MOM! From your boy Shanezoola!


Boyz II Men: A Song For Mama


2Pac: Dear Mama


The Intruders: I Always Love My Mama


Kanye West: Hey Mama


Talib Kweli: Momma Can You Hear Me

MAC TiNO's Tribute To My Momma


Online Videos by Veoh.com
There's so much I can say about my mom, but I know what makes her most proud of me is our faith in the Lord. She has always been my guardian angel and loves me no matter what I do. I know I'm keeping this short but she's always taught me the best communication is through prayer. LOVE YOU MOM, AND GOD BLESS YOU FOR YOUR BLESSINGS!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

HAPPY ROAST DAY FOR SHANEZOOLA

It's time to roast the mastermind behind all of the Nation's previous roast. Who better else to roast the mastermind then the person who knows this fucker the most, none other than yours truly MIGITTY MAC TiNO!!! I'm holding nothing back, I'm representing the poor nation victims that have been put on blast in the past by you Shanezoola...SO SCREW YA HERE WE GO...

I've known of the this gentle gay giant for more than 10+ years. I first felt the wrath of Shanezoola when my Presentation basketball team would totally get crushed by Shane's St. Luke's squad. It was like the LA Clippers going against the LA Lakers...HUGE DIFFERENCE!

Flash forward to high school where we all met up, we were made up a bunch of pranksters that borderline got in trouble everyday at school. Even though we ripped on each other everyday, I would go back in a second to relieve some of our classic memories (ASK SHANE ABOUT EM HE'LL WRITE AND TELL YOU A WHOLE NOVEL OF WHAT HAPPEND) I have a horrible memory on the other hand (PROBABLY BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS HIGH).

HERE'S A RECENT PIC OF THE ST. MARY'S CREW:



NOT PICTURED:

BRANDON ZULUETA (AS SHANE REFERS TO HIM: MR. CEREBRAL CORTEX)
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY DELA CRUZ
SMELLY SMELLY MARCOS

Flash forward again to the boring college years, which was as lame as Saved By The Bell: The College Years. Some million years of college later we finally got our degrees, here's a clip of mah baby gettin his degree:



Alright time to get down and dirty with the roast, the shit you dirty NCV fans want to read and see about. I'm gonna go ahead and recap the shenanigans that this foolio Shanezoola has created for himself in less than half a year. Shane missed out on the Nation's New Years Eve bash, but boy did he come through for my bro Sean's 21st. This was the first time Shane was introduced to beer pong, and he dominated from the gates.

BEER PONG CHAMPIONS



What some people might not know about the beer pong champion is that he ended up crashing in his car outside of my house, Shane had to take a dump that night and instead of coming inside to use the bathroom he shit on my neighbors lawn like a dog!

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As we move into February, Shane is killing it in the beer pong scene where he's getting comparisons to Michael Jordan, and where is he gettin this inspiration? Watch video to find out!



March is another big party month for the nation, our biggest event to date is Alboogie's B-Day party at Suite 181. We doin it BIG in VIP especially Shane who has a couple of dance moves to show us.

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If there's anything that pisses A's fans off it's non-A's fans. So you can suck it Shane you punk ass Mariners fan.




Recently it was reported in the news that Mariah Carey got married to Nick Cannon : ( Oh well Shane at least you have Rick Ross by your side...and I know how much you love the Touch My Body remix featuring Rick Ross



We all can't wait till Shane's party at Agenda this Friday, but this foolio got a lil carried away at his practice party at Chitivas last week. Let me recap for yall who didn't hear about Shane. Apparently Shane stumbled out of the club and attempted to break into a car!!! If you haven't already bought the new Grand Theft Auto IV game it features Shane Ramos as one of the car jackers...



...When Shane couldn't break into the car he gave up, took his clothes off (jk) and passed out on the grass. While passed out on the grass the sprinklers went off on his ass!!!



Hate to roast you hard buddy but you had it coming! 143 always to you man! Yours truly Santino Son...



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