Monday, March 31, 2008

Nation Of Domination Dominates Boogie's Bash



1. My Michael Jackson drunk dance is shown on the Ostrich couch shown four times.
2. Another party, another DOMINATED ONE
3. If you think our default photo of the NCV crew hugging it out was gay, you are a homo and a moron!
4. Man love to Boogie for throwin' a great bash
5. Laugh at my drunk ass at my expense.
6. Attention Christopher, Zachary and Brandon... You're next homies!
7. Santino... You're a fag for putting that shit four times.
8. Amazingly, I only commented on a certain someone's sister once. Impressive!
9. Zack GOT KICKED OUT? Well, I gotta go get a drink now.
10. THE NATION OF DOMINATION STRIKES AGAIN!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

NCAA Tourney Pool

Current Standings after Sunday's Games. Included are their teams still alive and their NAT'L Championship Pick

1. Brandon "Brand-One" Zulueta: 98 Pts (Has all 4 alive with Memphis beating UNC)
2. Mike Bernaldo ICU Nurse: 95 Pts (Has all 4 alive with UNC beating UCLA)
3. Leanne From Pharmacy: 91 Pts (UNC, Kansas, UCLA with UCLA beating UNC)
4. Mark Dumadag of the Legion Of Doom: 89 Pts (UNC, Kansas, UCLA with UCLA beating UNC)
5. Mike The Leafs Fan Bracket #2: 82 Pts (Kansas, UCLA with UCLA beating TENN)
6. Mike The Leafs Fan Bracket #1: 79 Pts (UNC, Kansas, UCLA with UNC beating UCLA)
7. Shahn the Guy Who Hustled Me In Beer Pong: 78 Pts (Kansas, UNC with Texas Beating Kansas)
8. Andrew AKA JOE: 77 Pts (UNC, Memphis, Kansas with Memphis beating UNC)
9. Al The Flyin Jawaiian Espinelli: 75 Pts (UNC, UCLA with UCLA beating UNC)
10. Big Justin Alejandre: 73 Pts (UNC, Memphis with Memphis beating UNC)
11. Roderick Cortes of the Stockton Ballers: 72 Pts (UNC left with UNC winning title)
12. MACTINO Somera: 66 Pts (UNC, Kansas with Kansas beating UCONN)

Details on scenarios and who's eliminated later...

Saturday, March 29, 2008

March Madness Pool: Standings After Sweet 16

Here's the Updated Standings after Friday Nights Games...

1. Leanne From Pharmacy: 67 Pts
2. Brandon "Brand-One" Zulueta: 66 Pts
2. Mike The Leafs Fan Bracket #2: 66 Pts
3. Mark Dumadag of the Legion of Doom: 65 Pts
4. Roderick Cortes of the Stockton Ballers: 64 Pts
5. Mike Bernaldo The ICU Nurse: 63 Pts
6. Shahn the Guy who hustled me in Beer Pong: 62 Pts
7. Andrew "AKA JOE" 61 Pts
8. Al The Flyin Jawaiian Espinelli: 59 Pts
9. Big Justin Alejandre: 57 Pts
10. Mike The Leafs Fan Bracket #1: 55 Pts
11. Mactino Somera: 50 Pts.

After Sunday's games, not only will I post the standings but each individuals Final Four and National Champion.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Top 10 Greatest Wrestlemania Matches Of All Time

We're continuing Wrestlemania Week with the 10 greatest Wrestlemania matches of all time. Popularity, entertainment value and in ring techniques are the criteria. So to close out the week: here are NCV's top 10...

10. Wrestlemania X8


Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock: This was a match between the greatest of all time and the great one. Its like watching the best of the old school vs. the new school. At the time Hogan was a bad guy, but when this match started, it neutralized and the fans did not disappoint. After the Rock won with the People's elbow, Hall and Nash attacked Hogan, only for the Rock to make the save and make a special celebration after the match with Hogan







9. Wrestlemania 14


Stone Cold vs. HBK with Mike Tyson as guest referee: Everyone thought Tyson was DX all the time, but after Steve Austin countered the Sweet Chin Music with the Stunner, Tyson double crosses HBK and counts Austin for the win.





8. Wrestlemania 7


Career Match: Ultimate Warrior vs. Macho Man... This match was interesting. The loser retires. Funny that the Warrior won and he ended up not coming back to the WWE and by WM 8, Savage was champ. The match was awkward from the beginning to the Warrior not doing his usual sprint to the ring, to the whole Elizabeth angle and finally the match ending to a multitude of Warrior splashes. The match though exhausting was still very entertaining.







7. Wrestlemania 8


Bret Hart vs. Rowdy Roddy Piper: What a match. Back and forth. Two good guys. Bret Hart executed all of his moves like he always does and Piper did so well to sell it. Bret with an unbelievable win by kicking the top turnbuckle off of a sleeperhold for the pin.





6. Wrestlemania 3


Ricky Steamboat vs. Macho Man: If this was a "wrestling" only contest. This would win by a landslide. The execution of this match was outstanding. No mistakes. All the sells were on point and both guys put it all out there. Ricky Steamboat ends up winning the Intercontinental Title after this match.





5. Wrestlemania 17


TLC Match: Edge/Christian vs. Dudley Boyz vs. Hardy Boyz: Every aspect of this match was jawdropping good. The stunts and entertainment value was even better than the main event. Jeff Hardy is ridiculous when it comes to acrobatics. The Edge spear off of the ladder was an "OH SHIT" moment too. What a match! Edge and Christian win it BTW





4. Wrestlemania 12


Ironman Match Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels: 0-0 after 60 entertaining minutes. Gorilla Monsoon makes it a sudden death and this fantastic match ends with Bret taking two Sweet Chin Musics to the face and crown a new champion.









3. Wrestlemania 11


Razor Ramon vs. HBK Ladder Match: The very original ladder match was classic as you can get. Everyone will always remember the first Wrestlemania ladder match and this one did not disappoint.







2. Wrestlemania 3


Hulk Hogan vs. Andre The Giant: How is it possible that Andre can sell a match so well! The entire 90,000+ crowd was into it the entire not and even the simple storyline of Andre not being bodyslammed made the whole match when Hogan finally did it. Though Hogan won the match, much props to Andre for selling his routine down.



1. Wrestlemania 6


Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior: Now wrestling wise, this wasn't the best wrestled match. But entertainment-wise. This was it. There were 2 camps between your friends and you were divided. Until the shocker... Warrior finally wins it. And if you're in the Hogan camp, you were stunned. But for money value, you got your money's worth every minute!





Thursday, March 27, 2008

TOP 10 Wrestling Women

As Wrestlemania week continues, we honor the women of wrestling who has made a difference in a male dominated sport. We rank our top 10 to hotness and contribution to the sport. So without further ado, here is NUTCHECK VIDEO's Top 10.

10. Candace Michelle: We know she probably has no business here, but her popularity with the internet and the whole Godaddy.com has carried over to the WWE. She has become a champion already and is one of the most popular divas in the business.



9. Maria Kanellis: Ever since we saw her interviewing wrestlers a few years ago, we were hooked to her.



8. Terri Runnels: She was Goldust's wife and manager. She looked older, but her puppies were the reason Jerry Lawler would always yell em out!



7. Sable: I will always remember the first Bikini contests when Sable broke out that one piece suit. Wooooooo! Or the one where she had hand prints painted on her boobs. The girl went from a manager to a diva in the WWE overnight.



6. Sunny: She was the first HOTTIE diva! Her blonde hotness just made you remotely interested in the opening matches since the wrestlers she managed sucked! Her theme song I Know You Want Me makes me want her more.



5. Torrie Wilson: I first noticed her in WCW with Kidman and then I was in love with her. Her dimples, smile and gorgeous body gave me a reason to watch wrestling. Then added that she was an underrated wrestler who took her bumps, adds to her brilliance.



4. Lita: A down ass chick. She was pretty, talented and can beat your ass all into one. She never flaunted it like the others, which makes her mystery more appealing.



3. Trish Stratus: Out of all the women, she was the best wrestler. In a male dominated sport, she stood out in the ring. No one can touch her wrestling skills. Add the fact that she has a slammin' body and sexy, she deserves a top 3 spot.



2. Stacy Keibler: The legs were always the first think noticed. WCW was where she made her debut as Ms. Hancock. Walking down the ring with a business suit and legs that went on for days. Then when she moved to the WWE and even wrestled, our jaws just dropped in amazement.



1. Miss Elizabeth: Original hottie, manager and if you grew up watching wrestling at its best. You never forget her. Its a damn shame that she passed early, but everyone who watched wrestling will always be in debt to what she has done for the business. I will always remember Wrestlemania IV where she took off her skirt to distract the wrestlers when Macho Man and Hulk Hogan wrestled.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Top 24 Greatest WWF Entrance Themes

Ok guys, in honor of Wrestlemania 24 here are our top WWF Themes 80's and 90's only. On each we will explain why we chose them... Enjoy and happy listening...

24. Bushwhackers


In honor of Zack and Brandon, here is their theme. Everytime you hear this music, you just want to wave your arms up and down and act like an idiot. I will always remember the Bushwhackers though when they wrestled Carl Winslow and Urkel on Family Matters.



23. Yokozuna


The music reminded you of the sounds when you first enter a Chinese or Japanese restaurant. Also the song can totally be on the Karate Kid soundtrack.



22. Tatanka


You know you wanted to do the tomahawk chop when you hear the Indian noise. I can't believe this guy actually went undefeated for almost a year.



21. Mark Henry


You cannot tell me this song isn't hilarious. Sexual chocolate was an awesome character name and the Barry Whitish deep voice just added to the hilarity of this song.



20. Kamala


Kamala was one of those wrestlers that you just can't help laugh at when he comes to the ring. He is supposed to be a beast on the way to the ring, but he just looks like a retard. Plus the song makes him even more retarded on the way to the ring. This one makes the list because of its funny factor.



19. Big Bossman
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Hard Times was a cool song and you always imagined the Big Bossman sprinting down the aisle into the ring and twirling his nightstick.



18. Ric Flair


The original one was the best. The flashy robe the smug bastard attitude and the legend. What I loved most about his song is it always leaves you wanting to belt out a "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"



17. Mr. Perfect


What a theme! He was probably my 3rd favorite bad guy of all time. I will always remember him walking down the aisle, throwing his towel behind his back and swatting his gum at the audience.




16. Stone Cold Steve Austin


The glass breaking just tells you someone is about to get their ass kicked. Plus he'll enjoy a beer doing it. Anyplace where you can drink a beer after performing a violent act on someone is always a bonus for a guy.



15. Val Venis


HELLLLLLLOOOOO LADIES! Do I even need to say anything else?



14. Ravishing Rick Rude


My FAVORITE BAD GUY! (2nd Rick Martel) The highlight of his entrances is how he always dazzles the ladies and absolutely jobbing all the guys on how fat they are. Such a simple but yet so effective bad guy routine.



13. Demolition


Here comes the Ax, Here comes the smasher, The Demolition, Walking Disaster... Pain and destruction is our middle name!!! Aside from the "Gimp" outfit, they were such an effective tag team!



12. Kane


Big Red Machine with the fire and fireworks. The mask was much better and you knew whoever he faced was about to be destroyed.



11. Undertaker


The tolling bells was chilling. Paul Bearer leading him into the ring. The eyes staring death through you. What a classic theme for a classic character.



10. Macho Man


You knew a part of you on your graduation, while playing this song made you want to jump on your seat and yell "OOOOOOH YEEEEEEAH!"



9. Legion Of Doom


To The Dumadag bros. What a rush with those spike shoulder pads and the Doomsday Device, the song just smelled like an ass whippin!



8. Nation Of Domination


THIS IS FOR THE CREW. Not a lot of words to it, but its just to the damn point. To all the members, WE ARE THE NATION OF DOMINATION!



7. Degeneration X


The anthem that made crotch chopping popular. The crowd goes so amped for their songs and this was actually the only time where you can say suck it without getting slapped by a hooker or your girlfriend.



6. Million Dollar Man


I swear to you that this song can be made into a rap song. Listen to the words.. Everybody's got a price, everybody has to pay, cause the Million Dollar Man, always gets his way. I can see Lil Wayne or someone singing this as a hook.



5. Razor Ramon


C'mon chico. The screeching car made you want to grease up your hair and flick your toothpick at someone. This song, like him oozes machismo!



4. Shawn Michaels


He can't sing worth the shits but this theme is catchy. Scuba Steve was right, he should enter every club to this song. It is the absolute theme for conceitedness.



3. Hart Foundation


C'mon you have to give it up to the greatest tag team ever. You hear this and you want to wear the pink and black attack. It was cool to wear pink and be a badass! You just want to execute your days like the Hitman while being a workhorse and be powerful just like the Anvil.



2. Ultimate Warrior


This song is one of those in your playlist that you have to play when your running. Especially when you're on your last legs. Cause you want to sprint to the ring like the Warrior and when you're done, your adrenaline wants you to keep shaking whatever is near you and pound your chest too!



1. Hulk Hogan


What would wrestling be without the Real American? This song is wrestling. Hulk Hogan is wrestling! You know when you hear it you want to stand up and do his poses right? Hulkamania like the Nation of Domination will run wild and live forever!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tribute Tuesday: Bret The Hitman Hart

If you really appreciate wrestling and you grew up watching it, you got to witness arguably the greatest technical wrestler ever. Lost in the popularity of Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior was one Bret Hitman Hart. He started off being 1/2 of the Hart Foundation with Jim The Anvil Neidhart. They won tag team belts and became one of the most popular tag teams out there. In the early 90's Bret's ring skills allowed him to wrestle singles matches and ended up winning the Intercontinental Championship against Mr. Perfect in Summerslam 91. All this time, it was just a prelude to what was to come of the Hitman. He defended his title against anybody. Jobber or not. He put it on the line. Until he lost it to the British Bulldog in Summerslam 92. But on a Saturday night in Canada in 1992, he upset then World Champion Ric Flair to capture the WWF Title. From then on, he just became a phenomenon. The trademark sunglasses and the rush of the pink and black attack launched Bret Hart into one of the greatest superstars of professional wrestling. Bret even parlayed his skills as a bad guy and excelled. But it wasn't until the tragic death of his brother Owen and the Montreal screwjob by Vince McMahon pushed Bret out the window. After a stint with WCW, he seemingly just walked away. Until a stroke he suffered while in Canada. After years of not speaking and hatred for Vince McMahon, they finally compromised on a deal where Bret is inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame. It is much deserved for the Hitman. There are a lot of historical moments in my head about Bret Hart, but there's just too much to list. So as a tribute to the Hitman, Nutcheck Videos proudly presents some of his greatest work. Quite frankly, he is THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS, and THE BEST THAT THERE EVER WILL BE!

Bret Hart's Titantron Video during his entrance


Probably my favorite Tag match of all time: Summerslam 1990: WWF Tag Titles on the line: Best of 2 out of 3: Demolition vs. Hart Foundation




Hart Foundation vs. Bolsheviks: The Harts win in 30 seconds in Wrestlemania VI


Hart Foundation vs. Rhythm and Blues (Greg Valentine and Honky Tonk Man)


Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect: Bret Wins IC Title at Summerslam 91... Great match!




Old school Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels Ladder Match




Bret Hart vs. Ric Flair: Bret Wins WWF TITLE!




Monday, March 24, 2008

WWE WRESTLING INTERVIEWS

Wrestlemania VI Hulk Hogan & Ultimate Warrior Interviews



Andre The Giant and The Bush Whackers Interview



Tito Santana Interview On Match With Randy Savage



Dude classic Rockers breaking up... What a find!


Mean Gene Okerlund Jobbed By Sid Justice


Yokozuna finally speaks...


Paul Bearer is a homo


Big Bossman Was The Shit!


Macho Man is Insane Interview


Underrated 80's-Early 90's wrestler. Lost in the lore of Hogan and Warrior, Macho Man had some great runs.

Booker T says Hulk Hogan is a Nigga


I remember watching this for the first time. I was like "did he just call Hogan the N Word?" Sensational Sherri's reaction was classic!

Hogan Sends A Sexual Message



Survivor Series 1991, Justice Team Roberts Team Promos



Ultimate Warrior SS 88' Post Match Interview



Ultimate Warrior Interview Promo


W.T.H.B?

The Greatest Tag Team EVER!!!


Classic Roddy Piper vs. Bret Hart interview before their match at Wrestlemania 8


Rick The Model Martel: Underrated Bad Guy


Tugboat is retarded!


Hacksaw totally forgets about wrestling and becomes a newscaster


Ravishing Rick Rude just being classic and will dominate your girl.


The Rockers 1990 Royal Rumble Promo


Ultimate Warrior Royal Rumble 1990 Interview Promo



I.R.S, Jake The Snake and L.O.D Promo




Ultimate Warrior Behind Bars Interview


You're always guaranteed to shake your head after any Warrior interviews. Not because of shock, but you just could not understand what that boy was sayin.

Kamala & Sika Promo (What a bunch of retards watch video to see what I mean)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

NCAA Tournament Pool: Second Round Standings

After the first two rounds, here are the standings...

1. Leanne From Pharmacy: 47 Pts
2. Brandon "Brand-One" Zulueta: 46 Pts
3. Roderick Cortes Of The Stockton Ballers: 44 Pts
4. Mike the Leafs Fan Bracket #2: 42 Pts
4. Shahn The Dude Who Hustled Me In Beer Pong: 42 Pts
5. Andrew AKA "JOE": 41 Pts
5. Mark Dumadag of the Legion Of Doom: 41 Pts
6. Al AKA The Flyin' Jawaiian: 39 Pts
6. Mike The Leafs Fan Bracket #1: 39 Pts
6. Mike Bernaldo ICU Nurse: 39 Pts
7. "MAC"Tino Somera: 38 Pts
8. Big Justin Alejandre: 37 Pts

See ya'll next round...

UPCOMING EVENTS


Friday, March 21, 2008

Shanezoola's March Madness Standings

OK, guys there are 12 who turned their brackets in on time. A bunch flaked and I turned down brackets after the slated due date. Here are the scores after Round 1. Round 2 results to be posted on Sunday night.

1. Brandon Zulueta (Brand-One)= 26 Pts
2. Leanne from Pharmacy = 25 Pts
3. Roderick formerly of the Stockton Ballers= 24 Pts
3. Shahn The Dude Who Hustled Me In Beer Pong= 24 Pts
4. Mike The Leafs Fan= 23 Pts (Bracket #1)
4. Andrew "AKA JOE"= 23 Pts
5. Mike The Leafs Fan= 22 Pts (Bracket #2)
6. Mark Dumadag of the Legion of Doom= 21 Pts
6. Al Espinelli "AKA Flyin Jawaiian"= 21 Pts
6. Big Justin Alejandre= 21 Pts
7. MAC-Tino Somera=20 Pts
8. Mike Bernaldo The ICU Nurse= 19 Pts

Still a long way to go... See u Sunday.

29TH IS GONNA BE BANGIN'



IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT COMING, PLEASE CONTACT ME SO I CAN GET A QUICK HEADCOUNT OF WHO'S DOWN TO GO.

HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE..

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

NCV's Tourney Of Hotties: 8 Becomes 4

MARILYN MONROE REGION
13. Alessandra Ambrosio vs. 2. Tamia: Like we've been saying, you cannot go wrong with any of the gals here, but we are just so in love with Tamia. The only thing wrong is she's married to a Duke guy and that does not bode well with a Carolina fan. I love her voice, her body and her uncanny ability to leave my remote control alone while watching TV. TAMIA

PAMELA ANDERSON REGION
8. Vanessa Hudgens vs. 2. Nicole Scherzinger: Sometimes the Cinderella team's run has to end. This was Vanessa's. Not to say that she didn't have a nice run. But Nicole right now is hot beyond comparison. Musically, physically and seductively. But this isn't the last we see of Vanessa Hudgens. NICOLE SCHERZINGER

CINDY CRAWFORD REGION
4. Kate Beckinsale vs. 2. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen: Your girl vs. Your heart. Kate is beautiful beyond comparison and she is probably your "now" girl. But for some reason, you can never completely forget about your past. And this is how we feel about her. Kate and I are at the altar, then Tiffani walks through the door. TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN

OPRAH WINFREY REGION
8. Adriana Lima vs. 14. Leeann Tweeden: Gorgeous vs. All-Around. The logical thought would be to the gorgeous hottie, but the NCV thinks that there is more to hot than being just gorgeous. LEEANN TWEEDEN

FINAL FOUR: TAMIA, NICOLE SCHERZINGER, TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN, LEEANN TWEEDEN...

...TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR ME AND MACTINO's FINAL FOUR DEBATE ON FILM.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

March Madness Tournament Of Hotties: 16 Becomes 8

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Monday, March 17, 2008

NCV's Tournament Of Hotties: Round 2 Results

MARILYN MONROE REGION
1. Robin Meade vs. 9. Melyssa Ford: Right now, the gal no one's heard of is Robin. Amidst all the ass Melyssa may have and all the sexiness in the world, but believe me if you just take the time one late night or early morning if you're awake, just take a look at Robin Meade! Her smile is absolutely glowing and her pretty self just makes you look forward to your day. ROBIN MEADE

5. Eva Longoria vs. 13. Alessandra Ambrosio: Look lets put it simply, Alessandra Ambrosio has been on a lot of magazines for a while and deservately so. Outside of Desperate Housewives, what has Eva shown us? Ms. Ambrosio, being a really hot supermodel is something special. Just because when supermodels are mentioned, the first thing I think of are those Entertainment Tonight stories of 77 pound anorexic supermodels whose ribs look good enough to eat more than anything. ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO

11. Candace Michelle vs. 3. Eva Mendes: Once again Eva is my classic example of what my Latina girlfriend would look like in my imagination. I have seen her in every clothing possible, and she makes everything so sexy, yet so presentable. All I've seen Candace in is a Go Daddy shirt, bathing suits and her wrestling gear (THOUGH I AM NOT COMPLAINING). Eva right now has sophisticated hot added to her title just because she can be versitile enough to be Oscar sexy, but yet can change it up with casual sexy. Hell put bumper stickers over her and she still would find a way to make it sexy. Wait a minute, I might be on to something... EVA MENDES

7. Stacy Keibler vs. 2. Tamia: Though Stacy's height, legs and butt dominates Tamia, this singer is top to bottom consistent. Plus a girl who can sing like her is an absolute turn-on. Consistent physically in a way that her assets may not match a lot of other artists, but if you were to average them out to one category, her scores will trump a lot of big name singers. TAMIA

RECAP: ROBIN MEADE, ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO, EVA MENDES, TAMIA

PAMELA ANDERSON REGION
1. Jessica Alba vs. 8. Vanessa Hudgens: Look Alba is crazy beautiful, but I'm looking towards the future here, and the High School Musical chick is it. Do you realize how hot she can be a couple of years down the road? She was like Lebron in his first year. We saw glimpses which let you know that this person can be it. Jessica wins it...Last Year. VANESSA HUDGENS in a stunner!

12. Kristen Bell vs. 13. Amber Lee Ettinger: Obama Girl has been quite a story this year, but I'm looking for a little more consistency and Kristen Bell has it. For the first time, I'm actually looking forward to watching some episodes of Heroes just to see what the fuss was all about. Ms. Bell has a very bright future and could be a future high seed. KRISTEN BELL

6. Gabrielle Union vs. 14. Somaya Reece: I'm sorry to say guys but I must do it again. Ignorance sometimes knows no boundaries. Gabrielle Union is a fox. But the amount of pictures I saw of Somaya leaves me shaking my head. My only apology for the Nation is that... I'm sorry for acting like a guy on this pick. I must punish myself, by looking at another Somaya Reece picture. SOMAYA REECE

7. Eileen Alcantara vs. 2. Nicole Scherzinger: Look Mrs. Alvin's Sister's run has got to end sometime right? Right. Nicole right now is absolutely bangin. She has a certain mystery about her, even though her song lyrics don't seem like it, but I am still waiting for her to burst through the doors and dominate, like Beyonce and Mariah did. She's going to be the next one! Mark my words. NICOLE SCHERZINGER...Sorry baby!

RECAP: VANESSA HUDGENS, KRISTEN BELL, SOMAYA REECE, NICOLE SCHERZINGER

CINDY CRAWFORD REGION
1. Vida Guerra vs. 9. Amanda Beard: Santino is really high on Vida, but I think she's going to lose her steam. Not yet though. I think her butt and popularity has carried her to at least one more round in my book. You can't mention the word booty without her name. Amanda is a goldmine. Don't get me wrong. I'll get so lost in her eyes. But Vida to me just gets her in this matchup. VIDA GUERRA

5. Charmane Star vs. 4. Kate Beckinsale: I want you to picture something. You come home from work. You're tired and all you want to do is open the door without any drama and give your girl and hug and kiss and take her upstairs. Two questions? Who's more likely the girl to give you drama? And number two, which one of the two will you not have to worry about walking into with 2 guys ramming things into her? Charmane, though hot and would probably give you the lay of a lifetime, isn't worth all that. Plus, Kate has just too much more to offer than that. She gives you security, a future and a partner. KATE BECKINSALE

6. Janet Jackson vs. 14. Christina Millian: Her smile and future excitement won her round 1, but she is going up against a legend. Her future is NOT right now. Janet's sex appeal is still golden at 40, and has no signs of slowing down. As long as she continues to make beautiful music and videos and continues to entertain, she always has a spot in this tournament. JANET JACKSON

7. Thalia vs. 2. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen: This is a classic case of a hot foreign girl vs. your childhood sweetheart. I'm always gonna go with the girl that you know and knows you equally or even more. TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN

RECAP: VIDA GUERRA, KATE BECKINSALE, JANET JACKSON, TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN

OPRAH WINFREY REGION
1. Mariah Carey vs. 8. Adriana Lima: Like Alessandra, Adriana is a dimepiece. Mariah Carey going out of her way to whore herself out time in and time out on every video really makes me really tired of it. Although Mariah with her outfits gives us a dimension of "WTHB? and can she really wear that," Adriana Lima's raw beauty and personality knows no boundaries. ADRIANA LIMA for another upset.

5. Natasha Yi vs. 4. Beyonce: Who aside from Oprah is the most powerful sista' out there? That's right. Power translates to confidence and it most definitely is an attractive attribute in my book. B For The W!

6. Olivia Munn vs. 14. Leeann Tweeden: You see all the reasons in the first round about what makes Leeann so unique? I'm going to continue and stick with that because if you combine her characteristics with Kate Beckinsale's, that is probably as close to perfect as you will get. LEEANN TWEEDEN

7. Roselyn Sanchez vs. 2. Megan Fox: The thing about Megan Fox that really bothers me is her tattoos. She has one going down her back to her hip which I find really unattractive. I really think arm tattoos and low back/side tattoos are unattractive in my book. I am not doubting her degree of hotness at all, but Roselyn Sanchez is someone you absolutely can bring home to mom, and will even help make the food. ROSELYN SANCHEZ

RECAP: ADRIANA LIMA, BEYONCE, LEEANN TWEEDEN, ROSELYN SANCHEZ

We're down to the Sweet 16! Get your popcorn ready!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

MARCH MADNESS: Tournament Of Hotties

Ok ladies and gentlemen. In honor of the NCAA March Madness, Nutcheck Videos proudly presents the first annual Tournament of Hotties. We pit the 65 hottest from the world of entertainment and pit them against one another. Me and Mactino have put in a lot of thought here and know that we might have left off a few hotties, but in our minds, we didn't want to play the second guessing game. The rules are as simple as filling out your own NCAA tourney bracket. The members of the NATION filled out their brackets in hopes of getting through our heads and correctly guessing OUR own bracket. Points are awarded and doubled for each correct answer and round. Each matchup has been careful and INTELLECTUALLY studied by me and the MAC and I will give you the main reason why each will advance. From now until the NCAA tourney time on Thursday, NCV will post each round results online until we get our eventual champion. From there, we will tally up the NATION's results in which the winner gets bragging rights and a cool ONE DOLLAR! The gals are divided in 4 regions, which consists of actresses, surprise gems, hot bodies (athletes and models) and singers. OK enough drama everyone. Here are the first round results.

MARILYN MONROE REGION
1.Robin Meade vs. 16. Diora Baird: Robin is our hidden gem. No one knows about this gal but me and the MAC. She is on Headline News at 3AM-6AM. She is usually the first person I see when I wake up in the morning for work. A beautiful, smart and intelligent hottie and she advances in this first round matchup. ROBIN MEADE

8. Paulina Rubio vs. 9. Melyssa Ford: Look I haven't seen enough of Paulina Rubio to really outline a body of work. She's very beautiful, but Ms. Ford has caught my eye in numerous hip hop videos and she always sticks out. MELYSSA FORD

5. Eva Longoria vs. 12. Maria Kanellis: Though Maria from the WWE is such a cutie, Eva is such a down to earth, beautiful, talented and very successful woman. It gave me a true reason to watch Desperate Housewives. EVA LONGORIA

4. Jessica Biel vs. 13. Alessandra Ambrosio: First upset of the tourney. Though Jessica Biel is the more popular one, Ms. Ambrosio is supermodel sexy. Not skinny bitch throw up bulimic whore supermodel, but what a supermodel is supposed to look like. Plus until a few years ago, I always remember Jessica as the chick from 7th Heaven. She's like one of my boys, and I don't think any of my boys is hot. ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO

6. Jeri Lee vs. 11. Candace Michelle: I remember that super bowl go daddy.com commercial and immediately I had to Google the girl and from then on she has stuck. Not to mention that I am an avid wrestling fan too which makes it a bonus. CANDACE MICHELLE

3. Eva Mendes vs. 14. Brooke Burke: Many people are going to be surprised, but at one time Brooke Burke to me would win it all, but that was then. I've come to realize that Mrs. Burke is just too much plastic (although I am not complaining). Eva Mendes wins because if I always have a soft spot for Latinas. And if I close my eyes and picture someone being close to the perfect one, she would be it. Plus she has the sexiest mole since Cindy Crawford. EVA MENDES

7. Stacy Keibler vs. 10. Shakira: Shakira has both butt and hips to a "T." However, Stacy has enough with legs that go on for days that absolutely stumps and trumps my little Colombian. Plus with my wrestling prowess and her warming cute face, the once manager known as Ms. Hancock advances to round 2. STACY KEIBLER

2. Tamia vs. 15. Jennie Finch: Mind you there are not a lot of pretty hot female athletes out there and Ms. Finch is one of maybe 3. But it is just too bad that she ran into this underrated gem/dynamo of a woman. Tamia has got to be one of the most underappreciated R&B singers out there right now. And a woman who can sing is such a turn on. TAMIA

Recap of Marilyn Monroe bracket: Robin Meade, Melyssa Ford, Eva Longoria, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candace Michelle, Eva Mendes, Stacy Keibler, Tamia.

PAMELA ANDERSON REGION
1. Jessica Alba vs. 16. Natalie Gulbis: Throw out that she has/had herpes and had relations with Derek Jeter (typing that just raised my blood pressure), Jessica Alba is a woman! Though Ms. Gulbis at a certain time has her moments of hotness, she just got trampled by a better hottie. Plus, you never watched a Jessica Alba movie just because of the movie right? I rest my case. JESSICA ALBA

8. Vanessa Hudgens vs. 9. Alicia Keys: My little cousins introduced me to Vanessa Hudgens and part of me was going to hell for fantasizing about her while watching the Disney Channel. But she is a special kind of hot. Like a "phenom" hot. Like someone that will dominate this tournament next year or maybe the year after. Right now, I'm on the edge of my seat. Alicia Keys has such a beautiful voice to go along with her beautiful face. But right now our phenom has her beat. VANESSA HUDGENS

5. Cassie vs. 12. Kristen Bell: You know I don't watch Heroes but MACTINO introduced me to Ms. Bell and somehow she made me forget about the weird Asian dude. I'm partial to R&B artists, but right now, I have not seen enough of Cassie to really warrant her advancing. After seeing the popularity of Heroes and other shows she had been on, Kristen advances in my book. KRISTEN BELL

4. Katherine McPhee vs. 13. Amber Lee Ettinger: The only 2 reasons I watched American Idol, Carrie Underwood (who didn't make the cut because Santino Somera is a great big homosexual who I question his sexuality for not agreeing to add her on) and Ms. McPhee. However, after seeing the Obama Girl video, and making her ways into the talk show circuits promoting our next president, Ms. Ettinger really caught our eyes as well as AMBER LEE ETTINGER AKA OBAMA GIRL

6. Gabrielle Union vs. 11. Moon Bloodgood: We have to consider consistent hotness and amount of time I've seen this person. So I have not seen enough of Ms. Bloodgood to warrant an advancement. Gabrielle is that girl who you can bring home to mom and will gladly get up and help mom do the dishes and even start the pot of coffee right before dessert. Plus tell me she wasn't hot in the I LOVE MY CHICK video. I say that considering that BUSTA RHYMES was in the video. GABRIELLE UNION

3. Amerie vs. 14. Somaya Reece: Ok, Amerie is such a gorgeous woman, who can sing and is undoubtably ridiculously sexy. But you gotta understand that we are GUYS and sometimes we are allowed to just make an ignorant ass pick just because of one or two pictures. So to the Nation of Domination, this is our ONE (by Shane and MACTINO's millions) ignorant pick because of that ass. Its like if you're a fan of hip hop. You appreciate the words and what they mean behind it, but sometimes you can't turn your head when an ignorant ass rapper's video is on TV talkin' about Makin' It Rain on some ho. SOMAYA REECE just by sheer ignorance.

7. Eileen Alcantara vs. 10. Kaylani Lei: Boogie is gonna kill us for this. She just seems to be a down to earth person. Compared to a girl who gets smashed in her butt for a living. That's not cool even if you have the prettiest face. Cause the only thing I would be thinking about is how Ron Jeremy has been inside of you. Plus you can't turn down a SAINT! EILEEN ALCANTARA by a LANDSLIDE!

2. Nicole Scherzinger vs. 15. Halle Berry: Ok Halle Berry is the prototype for consistent hotness. Eric Benet should just automatically have an elevator to hell for what he did to Halle. If we both agreed to put Halle over Nicole, we wouldn't be mad at one another, but Nicole is hot stuff right now and will continue to be for a while. I'm saying she has the capabilities of being the "hot" one for a long time. The intrigue of all of PCD's songs just got me wondering. What would I do to her? Cause she's seen nothing done? Well if given the right time, and place. I'd probably strike out like most guys would. But right now: NICOLE SCHERZINGER. But if the tourney was two years or even last year, it would be Halle.

RECAP: JESSICA ALBA, VANESSA HUDGENS, KRISTEN BELL, AMBER LEE ETTINGER, GABRIELLE UNION, SOMAYA REECE, EILEEN ALCANTARA, NICOLE SCHERZINGER

CINDY CRAWFORD REGION
Playin Game: Elisha Cuthbert vs. Rihanna: I may get a lot of people mad, but I think Rihanna is not attractive at all. Her "FIVEHEAD" bothers me. Plus after seeing Girls Next Door, Ms. Cuthbert is a special kind of hot, and it makes me wonder about what if I was in the same scenario as that guy in the movie? ELISHA CUTHBERT

1. Vida Guerra vs. 16. Elisha Cuthbert: The downside of Ms. Cuthbert is she once dated a hockey player named Sean Avery who plays for the New York Rangers. Mind you I could probably stand the fact if it was 27 other teams out of 30, I would've been OK. But as a Pittsburgh Penguins fanatic, I am trained to hate 3 teams: The Philadelphia Flyers, The Washington Capitals and the New York Rangers. That alone loses it for her. Oh yeah Vida's got a phat booty too. VIDA GUERRA.

8. Tila Tequila vs. 9. Amanda Beard: Ok Amanda rounds out the few athletes on this bracket. And she wins it because of her sex appeal, her eyes and think about this. Imagine sitting down with your friends, watching television and you see a pretty girl and you think "Man I wish I can see her in a bathing suit." Well you can. Everyday every minute of the week. The hell do you think I watched Olympic swimming for and I can't swim. AMANDA BEARD

5. Charmane Star vs. 12. Torrie Wilson: Look I am not partial to pornstars just because the amount of beatings they take on a daily basis. But Charmane's face absolutely carries this matchup. She is such a cutie pie, which you obviously have to ignore the fact (as hard as for me to say that) that she has taken one or a few meat sausages in her days. Torrie has her good moments, but at times she can really look too buff. I don't want a girl that looks like she can whip my ass. Except Oprah. I'm comin' for you girl. But like I tell everyone, she's my second favorite Asian behind Ichiro Suzuki. CHARMANE STAR

4. Kate Beckinsale vs. 13. Hayden Panettiere: Look Kate Beckinsale is your prototypical woman. Beautiful, sexy, driven, responsible, successful, talented, funny, mysterious, and freakin' British? How many hot British women can you tell me aside from Elizabeth Hurley and Kate Beckinsale? And don't say Posh Spice cause if you do, I curse that your hard drive melt and fall apart. KATE BECKINSALE

6. Janet Jackson vs. 11. Brittany Lee: Janet Jackson like Halle is longevity hot. What red blooded male have inquired to one another about a Janet Jackson video and has not mentioned the word hot? You tell me a male who has not said that, and I will show you a gay man or a hater. Plus her music is just something amazing, her choreography is out of this world and still have these youngins beat down, and even through it all, she manages to still look hot knowing she's related to the King Of Pop. MS. JACKSON for the WIN

3. Scarlett Johansson vs. 14. Christina Millian: The raspy voice. The sweater cows? I could just go ignorant again but I won't. At least not on this one. Here is my case for Christina. I have seen Scarlett in everything! And though she is sexy, sophisticated and talented, the mystery to what Christina Millian can do is very intriguing. Sure we know she can sing and dance, but she even acts now too. A versatile hottie. Plus her smile can heal a million souls (Yes Zack I took a line out of Amel Larrieux). I am just waiting to see what she has in store for everyone and I can't wait! CHRISTINA MILLIAN in an upset

7. Thalia vs. 10. Nelly Furtado: There were 2 girls that I always had a reason to watch Univision. Sofia Vergara and Thalia. When she finally crossed over and made the I Want You track with Fat Joe. I knew all those times of watching Univision and not understanding a damn thing she was saying was finally worth it! You Tube the video and enjoy the view. THALIA

2. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen vs. 15. Maria Sharapova: Tiffani was the 90's. Tiffani was the reason you woke up early on Saturday mornings. Face it Nation of Domination. Tiffani is and forever will be in your world. TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN

RECAP: ELISHA CUTHBERT, VIDA GUERRA, AMANDA BEARD, CHARMANE STAR, KATE BECKINSALE, JANET JACKSON, CHRISTINA MILLIAN, THALIA, TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN

OPRAH WINFREY BRACKET
1. Mariah Carey vs. 16. Nautica Thorn: Like mentioned earlier, we're not too high on adult film stars and just cannot handle the fact you consistently take 13 inchers where the sun don't shine. Mariah Carey has always been hot, but recently whored it up to make it known and it is frowned upon in the bracket. But after the Touch my Body video, she wins this round. MARIAH CAREY

8. Adriana Lima vs. Krista Ayne: Krista Ayne is another one of those hidden gems. If you YouTube Pittsburgh Slim's Girls Kissing Girls video, you know what I'm talking about. But like Alessandra Ambrosio, she is that special kind of hot! A supermodel hot. She is different that the model supermodel. She is that special foreign supermodel hot that I had not seen since anybody. ADRIANA LIMA

5. Natasha Yi vs. 12. Jenn Sterger: Battle of the unknowns. In this case Ms. Yi wins because we have seen her enough times compared to Jenn Sterger. Jenn is famous for being the "HOT" fan at Florida State football games and made national headlines after posing for Playboy. But in this case, we haven't seen enough of Jenn to catapult her to a win. NATASHA YI

4. Beyonce vs. 13. Gwen Stefani: Gwen is the unusual hot. She makes wearing ridiculous clothing hot. The way carries herself and how she has different modes makes her an intriguing hot, but Beyonce is head over heels above her. Like Janet, when you and your boys gather and mention if you've seen the latest Beyonce video, how many go a conversation without mentioning these two words, "HOT" and "ASS." Like I said, show me a guy who hasn't and I will show you a gay guy or a hater. BEYONCE

6. Olivia Munn vs. 11: Lokelani McMichael: Lokelani would get so much play if people watched more surfing. Not a lot of people know Olivia either but those that do know she got this. OLIVIA MUNN

3. Lauren London vs. 14. Leeann Tweeden: You gotta look at this from Shane's perspective. Ok, forget the hotness, the intelligence (turned down an Ivy League school), her gift of gab (ANCHOR FOR BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW), and versatility because those are what makes her so attractive in my book. But (Chris and Mark I know you would agree with me here), she bleeds Redskins colors and is a die hard. That is a bonus amongst anything. HOW FREAKIN' HOT is it knowing that your girl can chop it up with you about sports and stats and fantasy leagues? Plus imagine if the two of you are bored and when asking her what she wants to do she says, "You want to play ball?" Once again I rest my case. LEEANN TWEEDEN

7. Roselyn Sanchez vs. 10. Kim Kardashian: Toughest first round matchup of all! This can go either way and we will let you know why Roselyn advances. She is that quiet hottie. No one knows a lot about her. She doesn't have to be published everywhere to be recognized as sexy. She doesn't have to whore herself out to make herself known. Plus actually I prefer Khloe Kardashian more than Kim. That's right I'll get all up in her Lane Bryants. ROSELYN SANCHEZ

2. Megan Fox vs. 15. Faith Hill: In my book Faith Hill is in my top 3 hot singers. The woman is drop dead gorgeous and shame on Tino for having no play on blondes because he is missing out on a good one. Its just too bad she ran into a freight train that is Megan Fox. I first saw her in an episode of two and a half men and I thought I was going to get arrested for the thoughts that popped into my head. But with Transformers, FHM spreads and Maxim spreads, we are finally being introduced to this bombshell! MEGAN FOX

RECAP: MARIAH CAREY, ADRIANA LIMA, NATASHA YI, BEYONCE, OLIVIA MUNN, LEEANN TWEEDEN, ROSELYN SANCHEZ, MEGAN FOX.

Ok Nation members, your first round is complete, tune in tomorrow for round 2 results and don't forget to fill out your NCAA bracket and holla at me when your done I can pick up and collect. Until tomorrow!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Top 10 Cartoon Families

In continuing Family Week, the NCV is proud to present our top 10 Cartoon Families of all-time. Mind you these were cartoons that we watch. Enjoy everyone!

10. The Stevensons: Beavis and Butthead
You may remember Beavis and Butthead for all the shit they got into, but part of the cast was one nerd. Stewart. One classic episode that stood out was when Beavis and Butthead came over to drop Stewart's homework off and his mom broke to them that he missed school cause he had diarrhea. Like parts of this scene.



9. Squidbillies
Only Cartoon Network's Adult Swim would have such characters as this. No matter what though the writers are brilliant and want what they are smoking.



8. The Smith's: American Dad
Stan is a CIA agent who has a girly son, a whore of a daughter, an even airheaded skank of a wife a talking fish and alien. BTW, does Mrs. Smith belong on the top 10 hot cartoon wives? That's on another countdown.



7. The Generic's: Bobby's World
This show was one of the reasons why I woke up early Saturday Mornings. Along with Saved By The Bell, this family was downright hilarious. Aside from Howie Mandel being on the show, Bobby and his Uncle Ted (who looks like George Wendt as a cartoon) are a hoot and a holler. Was it just me or was Uncle Ted a real pervert?



6. The Hill's: King of the Hill
It started as the voice of old man Anderson on Beavis and Butthead, but Mike Judge's brilliance continued with this family. A real Texas family. Hank just sells propane and propane accessories. Peggy was a substitute teacher who wore hella big shoes. Bobby was a homo in training. Luann was such a whore too! Not to be outdone, a close enough to the list is the Souphanousinphone's. You know the Laotian family!



5. The Jetsons
For being such a skinny ass bastard, he has a pretty hot wife. Judy Jetson wasn't so bad herself. Why does the Robot Maid still remind me of Mexicans? Why?



4. The Flinstones
What can't you say about this family? From Fred to his patient ass wife, Pebbles who always hung out with Bamm Bamm. Even their pets Dino and Baby Puss, this was the ultimate family. In the days of evolution.



3. The Marshes: South Park
Stan is really dull on the show, but his dad makes up for it. Who else would go to jail for fighting at their son's little league game or measure if he has the biggest turd in the world or rent a porn called Backdoor Sluts 9 to please his wife. Even Granpa Marsh is hilarious for continuously calling Stan "Billy"



2. The Griffin's: Family Guy
Peter is the lovable oaf on the show with a homemaker but "slut in the inside" Lois. Their kids Chris (a doofus), Meg (no one cares) and Stewie (an inside the closet homosexual) round out the cast. Who knew that the smartest family member of the show was Brian the Dog?



1. The Simpsons
Bar none. Hands the down the best. Many American men compare themselves to Homer. We see them in the streets all the time. Marge is always by her man's side even though he does the most asinine things. They have kids in which a lot of families have. A smart one, a stupid one and Maggie. They have loud ass sister-in-laws, and a forgetful grandfather... Is this the type for a typical American Family or what?