Monday, March 17, 2008

NCV's Tournament Of Hotties: Round 2 Results

MARILYN MONROE REGION
1. Robin Meade vs. 9. Melyssa Ford: Right now, the gal no one's heard of is Robin. Amidst all the ass Melyssa may have and all the sexiness in the world, but believe me if you just take the time one late night or early morning if you're awake, just take a look at Robin Meade! Her smile is absolutely glowing and her pretty self just makes you look forward to your day. ROBIN MEADE

5. Eva Longoria vs. 13. Alessandra Ambrosio: Look lets put it simply, Alessandra Ambrosio has been on a lot of magazines for a while and deservately so. Outside of Desperate Housewives, what has Eva shown us? Ms. Ambrosio, being a really hot supermodel is something special. Just because when supermodels are mentioned, the first thing I think of are those Entertainment Tonight stories of 77 pound anorexic supermodels whose ribs look good enough to eat more than anything. ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO

11. Candace Michelle vs. 3. Eva Mendes: Once again Eva is my classic example of what my Latina girlfriend would look like in my imagination. I have seen her in every clothing possible, and she makes everything so sexy, yet so presentable. All I've seen Candace in is a Go Daddy shirt, bathing suits and her wrestling gear (THOUGH I AM NOT COMPLAINING). Eva right now has sophisticated hot added to her title just because she can be versitile enough to be Oscar sexy, but yet can change it up with casual sexy. Hell put bumper stickers over her and she still would find a way to make it sexy. Wait a minute, I might be on to something... EVA MENDES

7. Stacy Keibler vs. 2. Tamia: Though Stacy's height, legs and butt dominates Tamia, this singer is top to bottom consistent. Plus a girl who can sing like her is an absolute turn-on. Consistent physically in a way that her assets may not match a lot of other artists, but if you were to average them out to one category, her scores will trump a lot of big name singers. TAMIA

RECAP: ROBIN MEADE, ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO, EVA MENDES, TAMIA

PAMELA ANDERSON REGION
1. Jessica Alba vs. 8. Vanessa Hudgens: Look Alba is crazy beautiful, but I'm looking towards the future here, and the High School Musical chick is it. Do you realize how hot she can be a couple of years down the road? She was like Lebron in his first year. We saw glimpses which let you know that this person can be it. Jessica wins it...Last Year. VANESSA HUDGENS in a stunner!

12. Kristen Bell vs. 13. Amber Lee Ettinger: Obama Girl has been quite a story this year, but I'm looking for a little more consistency and Kristen Bell has it. For the first time, I'm actually looking forward to watching some episodes of Heroes just to see what the fuss was all about. Ms. Bell has a very bright future and could be a future high seed. KRISTEN BELL

6. Gabrielle Union vs. 14. Somaya Reece: I'm sorry to say guys but I must do it again. Ignorance sometimes knows no boundaries. Gabrielle Union is a fox. But the amount of pictures I saw of Somaya leaves me shaking my head. My only apology for the Nation is that... I'm sorry for acting like a guy on this pick. I must punish myself, by looking at another Somaya Reece picture. SOMAYA REECE

7. Eileen Alcantara vs. 2. Nicole Scherzinger: Look Mrs. Alvin's Sister's run has got to end sometime right? Right. Nicole right now is absolutely bangin. She has a certain mystery about her, even though her song lyrics don't seem like it, but I am still waiting for her to burst through the doors and dominate, like Beyonce and Mariah did. She's going to be the next one! Mark my words. NICOLE SCHERZINGER...Sorry baby!

RECAP: VANESSA HUDGENS, KRISTEN BELL, SOMAYA REECE, NICOLE SCHERZINGER

CINDY CRAWFORD REGION
1. Vida Guerra vs. 9. Amanda Beard: Santino is really high on Vida, but I think she's going to lose her steam. Not yet though. I think her butt and popularity has carried her to at least one more round in my book. You can't mention the word booty without her name. Amanda is a goldmine. Don't get me wrong. I'll get so lost in her eyes. But Vida to me just gets her in this matchup. VIDA GUERRA

5. Charmane Star vs. 4. Kate Beckinsale: I want you to picture something. You come home from work. You're tired and all you want to do is open the door without any drama and give your girl and hug and kiss and take her upstairs. Two questions? Who's more likely the girl to give you drama? And number two, which one of the two will you not have to worry about walking into with 2 guys ramming things into her? Charmane, though hot and would probably give you the lay of a lifetime, isn't worth all that. Plus, Kate has just too much more to offer than that. She gives you security, a future and a partner. KATE BECKINSALE

6. Janet Jackson vs. 14. Christina Millian: Her smile and future excitement won her round 1, but she is going up against a legend. Her future is NOT right now. Janet's sex appeal is still golden at 40, and has no signs of slowing down. As long as she continues to make beautiful music and videos and continues to entertain, she always has a spot in this tournament. JANET JACKSON

7. Thalia vs. 2. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen: This is a classic case of a hot foreign girl vs. your childhood sweetheart. I'm always gonna go with the girl that you know and knows you equally or even more. TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN

RECAP: VIDA GUERRA, KATE BECKINSALE, JANET JACKSON, TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN

OPRAH WINFREY REGION
1. Mariah Carey vs. 8. Adriana Lima: Like Alessandra, Adriana is a dimepiece. Mariah Carey going out of her way to whore herself out time in and time out on every video really makes me really tired of it. Although Mariah with her outfits gives us a dimension of "WTHB? and can she really wear that," Adriana Lima's raw beauty and personality knows no boundaries. ADRIANA LIMA for another upset.

5. Natasha Yi vs. 4. Beyonce: Who aside from Oprah is the most powerful sista' out there? That's right. Power translates to confidence and it most definitely is an attractive attribute in my book. B For The W!

6. Olivia Munn vs. 14. Leeann Tweeden: You see all the reasons in the first round about what makes Leeann so unique? I'm going to continue and stick with that because if you combine her characteristics with Kate Beckinsale's, that is probably as close to perfect as you will get. LEEANN TWEEDEN

7. Roselyn Sanchez vs. 2. Megan Fox: The thing about Megan Fox that really bothers me is her tattoos. She has one going down her back to her hip which I find really unattractive. I really think arm tattoos and low back/side tattoos are unattractive in my book. I am not doubting her degree of hotness at all, but Roselyn Sanchez is someone you absolutely can bring home to mom, and will even help make the food. ROSELYN SANCHEZ

RECAP: ADRIANA LIMA, BEYONCE, LEEANN TWEEDEN, ROSELYN SANCHEZ

We're down to the Sweet 16! Get your popcorn ready!