Wednesday, May 7, 2008

HAPPY ROAST DAY FOR SHANEZOOLA

It's time to roast the mastermind behind all of the Nation's previous roast. Who better else to roast the mastermind then the person who knows this fucker the most, none other than yours truly MIGITTY MAC TiNO!!! I'm holding nothing back, I'm representing the poor nation victims that have been put on blast in the past by you Shanezoola...SO SCREW YA HERE WE GO...

I've known of the this gentle gay giant for more than 10+ years. I first felt the wrath of Shanezoola when my Presentation basketball team would totally get crushed by Shane's St. Luke's squad. It was like the LA Clippers going against the LA Lakers...HUGE DIFFERENCE!

Flash forward to high school where we all met up, we were made up a bunch of pranksters that borderline got in trouble everyday at school. Even though we ripped on each other everyday, I would go back in a second to relieve some of our classic memories (ASK SHANE ABOUT EM HE'LL WRITE AND TELL YOU A WHOLE NOVEL OF WHAT HAPPEND) I have a horrible memory on the other hand (PROBABLY BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS HIGH).

HERE'S A RECENT PIC OF THE ST. MARY'S CREW:



NOT PICTURED:

BRANDON ZULUETA (AS SHANE REFERS TO HIM: MR. CEREBRAL CORTEX)
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY DELA CRUZ
SMELLY SMELLY MARCOS

Flash forward again to the boring college years, which was as lame as Saved By The Bell: The College Years. Some million years of college later we finally got our degrees, here's a clip of mah baby gettin his degree:



Alright time to get down and dirty with the roast, the shit you dirty NCV fans want to read and see about. I'm gonna go ahead and recap the shenanigans that this foolio Shanezoola has created for himself in less than half a year. Shane missed out on the Nation's New Years Eve bash, but boy did he come through for my bro Sean's 21st. This was the first time Shane was introduced to beer pong, and he dominated from the gates.

BEER PONG CHAMPIONS



What some people might not know about the beer pong champion is that he ended up crashing in his car outside of my house, Shane had to take a dump that night and instead of coming inside to use the bathroom he shit on my neighbors lawn like a dog!

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As we move into February, Shane is killing it in the beer pong scene where he's getting comparisons to Michael Jordan, and where is he gettin this inspiration? Watch video to find out!



March is another big party month for the nation, our biggest event to date is Alboogie's B-Day party at Suite 181. We doin it BIG in VIP especially Shane who has a couple of dance moves to show us.

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If there's anything that pisses A's fans off it's non-A's fans. So you can suck it Shane you punk ass Mariners fan.




Recently it was reported in the news that Mariah Carey got married to Nick Cannon : ( Oh well Shane at least you have Rick Ross by your side...and I know how much you love the Touch My Body remix featuring Rick Ross



We all can't wait till Shane's party at Agenda this Friday, but this foolio got a lil carried away at his practice party at Chitivas last week. Let me recap for yall who didn't hear about Shane. Apparently Shane stumbled out of the club and attempted to break into a car!!! If you haven't already bought the new Grand Theft Auto IV game it features Shane Ramos as one of the car jackers...



...When Shane couldn't break into the car he gave up, took his clothes off (jk) and passed out on the grass. While passed out on the grass the sprinklers went off on his ass!!!



Hate to roast you hard buddy but you had it coming! 143 always to you man! Yours truly Santino Son...



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