Thursday, January 31, 2008

T&A Thursday

Welcome to tonight's post for T&A Thursday. We here at the NCV are providing you not only with themed videos, but songs that you've probably not heard in a while.

We're start off with some LL Cool J: Headsprung.

You know no matter what LL video it is, there's always a hot girl or ten shaking their ass in front of the camera. Plus LL is there for the ladies... and the gay guys.

Outkast: The Way You Move

1. Why don't mechanics look like that at Jiffy Lube?
2. Farnsworth=WOW!
3. Ass everywhere!

QB's Finest Featuring Braveheart: Oochie Wally


Finally endin' it with Beenie Man with Janet Jackson: Feel It Boy

1. Janet in a two piece really counteracts how ugly Beenie Man is
2. I can't believe she's related to Michael.
3. I can watch her all day!

Until my boy's post, keep at the blog for more updates. Tomorrow will be another MACTINO vs. Shanezoola battle so tune in everybody!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

West Coast Wednesdays

Welcome everyone to WCW! These vids is sure give you some flashbacks and at the same time give respect to those who represent the westside. Here are the vids for Shanezoola this evenin'

TQ: Westside: This was an underrated jam in the 90's. It is truly nice song and way to represent where you came from.


Warren G: Do You See

This was a below the radar song compared to Regulate and This DJ.

Mack 10: Foe Life


Hittin' you with the Backyard Boogie Mack 10


We'll end it with some 2Pac: So Many Tears


Thanks for tuning in to West Coast Wednesday. We'll be keepin' on with the blog as long as the people keep logging on. Take care everyone. See ya for T&A Thursday.

MAC TiNO'S WESTSIDE WEDNESDAY PICKS

I'ma be out the door in a minute but just wanna hit you up with some heaters before i leave.

If you don't know every word to 2Pac's "Hit Em UP" you ain't a no WESTSIDE RIDAH! I wanted to kill everyone with this song, even your children "My 4-4 make sure all yo kids don't grow" -2Pac...



The NCV Crew is the new N.W.A. we really don't give a fuck! Check what we did to our homie Cholula. No feelings are safe, we rip on any opportunity possible. End it off wit some Ice Cube "No Vaseline"...



Tune in tomorrow, uno the deal T&A Thursday's aight I'm out bitches, WESSSSSSSSSSST SIDE!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Tribute Tuesday: ODE TO JONATHAN CHOLULA

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Monday, January 28, 2008

GET READY TO ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF

Givin the NCV fans somethin to start their week off like rockstars we're bustin out the best 80's rock songs.

I gotta start this 80's rock shit with a track that best describes Mac Tino...AC DC's "I Got Big Balls"...



This goes out to you bad bitches out there, Bon Jovi's "You Give Love A Bad Name"...



Haha this next track cracks me every time I hear it, it's so corny but man does this song ROCK!



This last track goes out to my high school biology teacher Mrs. Kucich, she was fuckin hot (she got fired for having sex with the school counselor)...



ROCK YOUR FUCKING SOCKS OFF NCV FANS! More heat tomorrow where we got a tribute to that nigga we love to hate Mr. Jonathan Cholula, if you don't know him you will know a whole lot about this bastard.

Rock Your Socks Monday: 80's Rock/Metal

Well thanks for tuning in everyone. NCV is mixing it up today with some classics from 80's Rock and Metal. Its an ode to all the long hair, fast women and unbelievably crazy sounds of the 80's. Nutcheck videos require you to please refrain from taking a guitar and whacking it against the computer screen. We are not responsible for that. As for my fellow bloggers, bring it...

Warrant: Cherry Pie

The epitemy of all 80's rock songs

Poison: Nothin' But A Good Time

The Boss=Jerkoff

Motley Crue: Dr. Feelgood

Hey Tino, does it feel good getting nut checked tonight?


Yes you guys, I went there... I went there. Europe: The Final Countdown.

Keep tuning in to NCV for more videos and songs that relive the past, present and even the future. Keep supporting our blog by just viewing them everyday. We appreciate each person that comes in and takes time out from their busy day to peep our vids. TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THE BIGGEST TRIBUTE TUESDAY EVER!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Givin' DJ Ekspoe Some Ideas

We here at the NCV are always willing to help a homie out, so with our boy Ryan aka DJ Ekspoe asking us for a favor to get some ideas, we are always willing to lend out a helping hand... Hope this help homeboy.

Case: Touch Me Tease Me


Jodeci: Feenin'

I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE!

R. Kelly: Down Low

Greatest fuckin' R.Kelly video ever. Best part of the video: Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon whispers I WANT YOU!

Blackstreet: Booti Call. Any Teddy Riley song would get you goin'

Just givin' you some 90's options Ryan. You're pretty versatile.

Keep in tune to the blog everyone. We got more comin' at ya this week. Finally, don't forget to drop by our homie Ryan page if you wanna give him more ideas.

BUMP THIS WHILE YOUR HUMPIN MIX

DJ ESKPOE asked the NCV Crew to help him out with his BUMP THIS WHILE YOUR HUMPIN MIX which he has planed for the LOVE MOVEMENT party goin down Feb 8 @ Chitivas in Stockton. So we are picking out those jams that make you wana get down and dirty.

To set the mood off right you know you gotta set it off wit a lil Jodeci, hittin you off first I'm throwin on that "Freek'N You"...



If you like it rough, rugged, and raw might wanna start off wit the "Freek'N You"(Remix) featuring the Wu-Tang Clan...



If your goin to fast, might wanna slow it down a lil bit before you bust a nut early! So I suggest slowin it down wit Doc Box & B Fresh "Slow Love"...



How bout a lil foreplay before you really start pounding!?! Then throw on some R. Kelly "Feelin On Yo Booty"...



Now it's time for action get a room, backseat, bathroom, kitchen counter, or better a TELLY! Next up throw on Mac Mall's "Let's Get A Telly"...



Now you should really be fucking by now! Have Notorious B.I.G. & R. Kelly's "Fucking You Tonight" on repeat and your good for the rest of the night...



If everything went well you should be gettin booty calls in no time playa...



Hit up DJ EKSPOE for more song ideas for the mix @ http://www.myspace.com/socialisticsavages

Saturday, January 26, 2008

MERCED BOOTY RUMBLE!



Last night's party in Merced was once again dominated by the NATION OF DOMINATION! We are definitely off to a BANG and we're still in January. I don't got much for you today but I do have footage of last night's party which i think SUPER BOOTYLICIOUS! Check it out and more videos from the NCV crew...



You'll prally keep seeing this flyer for the next couple of days, it's a NATION OF DOMINATION party. Party soon party people!

Friday, January 25, 2008

ODE TO STADIUM ANTHEMS

Evening folks. With the Super Bowl a about 9 days away, NCV wanted to get everything going by getting everyone hyped about the big game. Though everyone knows the Pats are gonna stomp, it is the music at the stadiums that get everyone rockin' and their adrenaline pumping. It don't have to be a football game. It coulda been at the Arena when the Warriors were in the midst of shocking the world, or in Colorado when the Red Sox clinched the World Series, or even a Stockton Thunder game, music does not exclude the stadiums out there. So this Flashback Friday, we're gonna dedicate today to all those rim rockin' anthems that gets you amped for the game. Enjoy everyone! Finally to those partyin' it up in Merced, I dedicate those to all ya'll. Be safe and hope these get you goin'

I do not condone his behavior, but everyone knows this song in all stadiums out there. Don't lie you know you have said it at the arena before. Go ahead, say "HEY!"
Gary Glitter: Rock and Roll Part 2


If you've been at the Thunder game in Stockton, the hook may be familiar. This is the song that goes "Oooh oooh oooh oooh"
Kernkraft: Zombie Nation


The horn at Thunder game plus the song


This song is so fuckin' ampin' in my book. I feel like I just scored a goal and jumped onto the glass!
Blur: Song 2


Finally, any AC/DC song would work for any sporting event. Everyone goes with Back in Black, but here is my favorite AC/DC... THUNDERSTRUCK!!!


I'm a baseball fan, particularly a Mariners fan so when I hear this song, I know my closer comes out to end the game.


Hope those vids got you all amped now. I'm in the early stages of having a NCV hosted Super Bowl party at the crib here for the big game. More details to come! Enjoy

FLASHBACK FRIDAYS: COCK JAMS... I MEAN JOCK JAMS

Like Shane-O-Mack was sayin Flashback Friday is dedicated to jock jams to hype us up for the Super Bowl. Even though I can give 2 pieces of monkey crap for both teams in the bowl, I still get caught up in the Super Bowl hype.

I love to hate this song, it's Baha Men's "Who Let The Dogs Out". The hook is kills me but I get up rootin for my team anyways"...



Get ready to make some motha fuckin noise! Here you go with M/A/R/R/S "Pump Up The Volume"...



Here's a classic highlight film song, EMF's "Unbelievable".



Last up is Queen's "We Will Rock You". This is a monster jam baby, get up off ur ass and start stompin with the rest of the crowd...



Next year my Niners are makin the bowl, mark my words!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...

THE SMASHBROS WILL BE HOSTING STOCKTON'S ILLEST PARTY

COME THROUGH, BRING A FRIEND, GRANDMA, ALIEN, JAHOVA'S WITNESS, SCIENTOLOGIST.. WHOEVER.




ALBOOGIE LOVES THE BITCHES..

Nelly - "Tip Drill"


LL Cool J - "Doin' It"

T&A Thursday: THE SHANEZOOLA Edition

Our first blogs since our Reno trip and we're comin' with some gunners for the people. We apologize if we didn't get to blog this weekend, but we're back and better as ever. Here's the Zoo's hitters for ya.

Dazzey Duks by Duice

Check out Bud Bundy in the beginning of the video

Real to Reel: I Like To Move It


Nasty ass Khia: My Neck My Back


Mixing in some rock: Buckcherry's Crazy Bitch

The police lady is bangin'

Continue tuning to the blog and make sure you continue following us and tomorrow in lieu of the Super Bowl in a a week, we will do an ode to STADIUM ANTHEMS for flashback friday.

MAC TINO <3's T&A

THE MAC IS BACK! Hittin you off with the best T&A videos for T&A Thursday...

If you thought Mac Tino was a freak nasty, Freak Nasty is superfreak! Startin it off with "Da Dip"...



You already know The NCV crew LOVES MONEY, CASH, HOES! Next up Jay-Z & DMX "Money, Cash, Hoes"...



Every other city we go, every other video, no matter where we go, we see the same HO! 2Pac "All About You"...



Saving the best for last. Here is the academy award winning group 3 6 Mafia with "Chicken Head". This song reminds me of my old Camry, cuz every time i hit my alarm, it would go "Whoop Whoop" and me and the crew would say "Chicken Head"...



Hope you didn't get too wet offa those video hoes, get ready to cheer for The NCV Crew as we bring you stadium jams for Flashback Friday!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

RENO 911

This MLK Weekend the NCV crew went to Reno, NV for the boy Mac Tino's birthday. For the NCV fans sorry for missing out on the daily NUT CHECK, but we are back more energized and broke as ever!

On the way to Reno, so excited we runnin over red lights... Man was he way off!



Boogie had his beer goggles on the whole trip...



Stevematic catching up on some zzz's before the madness begins



Gettin closer to Reno, the ride over was a lot smoother then the ride back...



Boogie touchin snow for the very first time...



Time to make it rain on these casino HO'S...




Always bet on the underdog and lose big...



The crew hittin up the slopes...



MAC TINO



ALBOOGIE



Boogie makin his first snow angel...



STEVEMATIC



POCKET J's




Watch JJ catch some air...



Mac Tino's snow board graphics up close...




Sittin on top of the world...





Ain't nothin like a big bowl of pho to make us shut the pho up...



Night out on the town, we gonna see Kat Williams when he comes up...


"THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE N****, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE!"


The NCV crew takin over Reno...



The walls of SHAN-ICO...



More hotel partyin...



For our readers out there, here is the first picture you will see of all 3 members of NCV! From left:


MACTINO, SHANEZOOLA, ALBOOGIE

Sleeping 5 hours in the last three days and this is what you look like. Sexy huh?



MACTINO and SHANEZOOLA collectively shaking our heads...



Shane does love his Pittsburgh Penguins!



On the way back home, hungover and singing songs about how much we love Kristen Dela Cruz, check her out @ http://www.myspace.com/kristendelacruz



This special trip was just a chance for our readers to get to know who's blog it is about and to formally introduce ourselves to the world! Fun times with the NCV crew, come join us as we dominate another city!

MUCH LOVE: MAC, ZOO and BOOGIE!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Tribute Tuesday: BOYZ II MEN

Originally from Philly, the group consisted of four guys: Shawn Stockman, Michael McCrary, Wanya Morris and Nathan Morris. They began in 1988 and was the group to be win the early to mid 90's. Their R&B songs were always memorable. You can never listen to a Boyz II Men song without a fantastic harmony and the equally memorable bass voice of Michael McCrary. There is not one person out there who has slow danced to I'll Make Love To You or knew the words to End of the Road. Unfortunately, the group fizzled with the boy band craze in the late 90's, but their classics still made airwaves. They made a few brief comebacks, but none were as successful as what they had when they started. To make matters worse, Michael McCrary left the group after chronic back pain related to his scoliosis. There is not a person who has viewed this blog who has not sang a line of a Boyz II Men song. So as part of our weekly schedule, we here at NUTCHECK VIDEOS dedicate today to arguably the greatest R&B group in music history. Here are some of their classics. Enjoy and sing along if you have to.

Where it all began baby: MOTOWNPHILLY


If you're a Full House fan, you remember the dance number Stephanie Tanner did on this episode


Although we've come to the END OF THE ROAD!

1. BOOMERANG soundtrack. What a song!

Oh God Gimme a reason...

I'm down ON BENDED KNEE
1. Lisa from Saved by the Bell is Wanya's girl
2. Tootie/Regina from Living Single is Nathan's girl
3. Matching garb for the group=INSANELY awesome!
4. Greatest emo song of all time

I'll Make Love To You

1. Duane Martin from Above The Rim is the security system guy.
2. A lot of babies were made to this song.

Water Runs Dry

1. At the time, the white sands were the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen
2. Being in a 90's band was the life.

One Sweet Day with Mariah Carey


Ode to all moms out there

1. When I heard this in Soul Food, it overtook Dear Mama by 2Pac as my favorite "mom" type song

It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday

1. One of the greatest acappella numbers I've ever heard
2. Take time out to relive the memory of your loved ones and friends.

Now for the underrated...

Doin' Just Fine... BTW, what a setting to the video!


Four Seasons Of Loneliness


Pass You By


They Even Do Christmas. LET IT SNOW!


Vibin' Remix with Treach from Naughty By Nature, Craig Mack (the ugliest guy in hip hop), Busta Rhymes and Method Man


The Color of Love


Even perfecting a timeless classic. Sara Smile by Hall and Oates

...Its you and me forever...

From MAC, Boogie and the Zoo we appreciate and thank you for checkin' into the blog.

Friday, January 18, 2008

TIME TO KILL Y'ALL

Wow Boogie decided to get up in the mix, I'm goin for the kill now! Savin the best duets for last here we go.

I'm bustin fatalities on you suckers now, first up is "Beauty and The Beast" by Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson, way better duet song then your sucker punch with "Whole New World" shane-o-WHACK...



I've been saving this ghetto duet for last "Twisted" by Keith Sweat & Kut Klose. Keith Sweat came pimpin the Kut Klose ho's...



Then to karate kick you while your still down I'm hittin y'all with Amy Grant & Peter Cetera's "Next Time I Fall In Love"...



TILL NEXT TIME SUCKERS! "FATALITY" THE MIGHTY MAC TINO WINS!

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ALBOOGIE OUTTA THE CUTS!!!!!

FUCK BOTH OF YOU GUYS.. THIS IS THE BEST SONG.. EVERRRRRRRRRR



SEE YOU HOMOS IN RENO!

ROUND 4 DUET BATTLE: SHANEZOOLA

Remember WHACK TINO. The heat of my meat is inversely proportioned to the angle of my dangle. So suck on these...

Method Man w/ Mary J Blige: You're All I Need.

I went easy on you here. Coulda went with the Marvin Gaye/Tammy Terrell version but i didn't want your nuts to hurt

Vanessa Williams w/ Brian McKnight: Love Is...

...Beating you handily in this battle

Its not a music video but you can't touch Rick James.


ITS COLD AS ICE!

DUET BATTLE ROUND #4 MAC TINO

This sucka shaneSCREWYA still wants more, let's see what i got in the arsenal to prove that I won this thing...

To start off Round #4 with a bang is Atlantic Star's classic duet "Always". This is my karaoke jam! Get a few drinks in a me, find a duet partner and I'm ready to go...



A duet battle ain't a good duet battle unless it involves some Aaron Neville ladies and gentlemen. Here's a classic duet by Aaron Neville & Linda Rondstadt "I Don't Know Much"...I don't know much else you can do to top me shane-o-WHACK...



The last duet for this round will really make you scream, it's Michael & Janet Jackson's "Scream". Michael Jackson hasn't looked any whiter than in this video, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...


Scream
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What you got for me shane-o-WHACK!?!

DUET BATTLE ROUND #3 MAC TINO

Ok i gotta admit shaneSCREWYA got a freebie on me with that "Whole New World" joint, but THE MIGHTY MAC TINO is coming out swingin hard this round...

Coming through with the KO punch is Alexander O'neal & Cherelle "Saturday Love", beat you upside the head Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, SATURDAY!...



You still up after that? Hit you with another uppercut by Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes "Up Where We Belong". The Family Guy skit where they used this song with Chris and The Gay Horny Old Man is hilarious...



Hope I didn't hit you too hard with that last hit, just tryin to make this match even. Aight final blow for the round I'm hittin you in the button with The Crack Heads, Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston's "We Have Something In Common".



I know we have a lot in common Shane but a duet victory is a huge difference...

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ROUND 3 DUET BATTLE SHANEZOOLA

I think I evened the series with A Whole New World, so the series is tied between me and WHACK TINO. Here's round 3.

Eric Benet featuring Tamia: Spend My Life With You

This song lost some of its luster when Eric Benet fucked around when he was married to Halle Berry. What a fucking moron. You're a great singer, you have all the talent in the world and you have the most beautiful woman on earth. You oughta be taken out back and shot.

Captain and Tennile: Do That To Me One More Time

Man the captain didn't do shit.

Roberta Flack feat Peabo Bryson: Tonight I Celebrate My Love


Tonight I celebrate my win...

DUET BATTLE ROUND #2 SHANEZOOLA

Here's my counter.

Mike Reno and Ann Wilson: Almost Paradise

1. Footloose soundtrack
2. Kevin Bacon still looks the same
3. Cheesiest ballad in history?

Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle: A Whole New World (Aladdin soundtrack)

1. Aladdin is arguably the greatest Disney movie ever
2. If this song didn't get you, you have absolutely no emotion whatsoever
3. Peabo Bryson's drawn in mustache=HALL OF FAME worthy

Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrell: Ain't No Mountain High Enough

1. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough ain't no river wide enough, to keep me from beating MAC TINO

Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton: Islands in the Stream

1. Dolly Parton alone wins me this round. She belongs on T&A Thursdays.
2. Yes I through in two country singers=Versatility baby.
3. You remember a redone song later on??
...

DUET BATTLE ROUND #2 MAC TINO

...KO'D shaneSCREWYA in Round #1, and he still wants more, well here I go again kickin him while he's down...

First up is my personal favorite duet of all time "My Endless Love", I love this song so much that I'll put up the original by Lionel Richie & Diana Ross, and Luther Vandross & Mariah Carey...





My next hitter is R. Kelly & Celine Dion's "I'm Your Angel", I really wish that R. Kelly would clean up his act and start makin real music again...



Last up is a duet by Brian McNight & the beautiful Regine Velasquez "Whenever You Call", Regina Velasquez can call me anytime...



BRING IT ON SHANE!

DUET BATTLE ROUND #1 MAC TINO

...aight uno THE MIGHTY MAC TINO got the heaters so i let that shaneSREWYA start off first...

All of you probably will agree with me that Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes "I've Had the Time of My Life" is the best duet of all time (can't believe that sucka didn't think of it)...



Next up I gotta hit this foo up wit the ghettoest duet of all time which is Sylk E. Fyne & Chill's "Romeo & Juliet"...



Last up for Round #1 is Patti Labelle & Michael McDonald "On My Own", now what would a duet battle be without a lil of these two...



Came out swingin wit 3 knockers what you got for me shaneSCREWYA...

DUET BATTLE ROUND #1 SHANEZOOLA

...AND SO IT BEGINS

Peaches and Herb: Reunited

Peaches is such a gorgeous woman. She must've taken some Tylenol before this performance cause she is carrying this duet.

Janet Jackson and Luther Vandross: The Best Things In Life Are Free

If you remember the movie Mo Money with Damon, Marlon, and Kim Wayans, you remember this jam. A couple of things.
1.Stacey Dash is drop dead fine in this movie.
2. Mo' Money is one of those movies that you will always remember when you watch it.
3. Damon Wayan's mustache is clutch in this movie.

Dan Hill and Vonda Shepard: Can We Try

1. Dan Hill's beard > Better than any facial hair anyone has ever grown!
2. I actually love this song. If I'm a little gay for saying it, then just as long as I beat MACTINO, it'll all be worth it.
3. This video wants me to "Try a Lil' Harder" to beat down MACTINO

...OWNAGE!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

***BONUS VIDEO: YOUR MY BROTHER***

This video will go down as a classic, here's a my Uncle Renaldo singing "Your My Brother". This song will turn your shittiest day into your brightest day, Love Always & Forever, The NCV Crew...

MAC TINO'S T&A VIDEOS FOR YOU BIG BOOTY HOES

Mac Tino comin at you with the heavy booty hitters for T&A Thursday. It's 5 in the morning and I'm at work watching all this booty in my face to keep me up, and it sure is!

First up is 2 Live Crew's "Hoochie Mama", classic booty bumpin song from the Friday soundtrack. So all you big booty hoes hop wit it...



I LOVE this next song, it's "I Luv" by Too Short, Trick Daddy, Scarface & Daz. This song reminds me of the times when me and my homies would roll up to the bay, and this song would come on and my homie Jon Cholula would sing every word to the nasty ass chorus, good times...



I think this is the first video to actually use some classy lookin models for the videos instead of the hoodrats around the block, it's Q-Tip's "Vibrant Thing"...



Last up is the Queen B herself Lil Kim with "Crush On You". Kim looked good in every color except for green ewwwwwwwww...



Hope you big booty hoes enjoyed my segment of T&A Thursday's, more booty bouncers to come!