Saturday, March 7, 2009

Hat Tricks Galore

Tonight's games did not help much for the idle Penguins. So the best thing for them to do is to continue winning tomorrow and keep above the line. Recap time

-Florida 5 St. Louis 3: David Booth nets 3 in a cats win. Yes the guy who shot Lincoln scored a hat trick. Take the six seed right now.

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"Don't Shoot!"

-Carolina 9 Tampa Bay 3: Eric Staal does you one better John Wilkes Booth. 4 Goals in the raping of Tampa Bay. Man there was such high hopes for the Lightning after they signed all the ex-Penguins in the summer but did that blow up in their faces?

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-Philadelphia 4 Nashville 1: Sons of bitches won tonight. Keep a full nose on everyone in the bottom half of the standings.

-Ottawa 6 Buffalo 3: Alright! A score I liked! Good to see Danny Alfredsson show up once in LIFE!

So through Saturday... (Games Left in Parenthesis)

1-4 Stays The Same: Boston, Jersey, Washington, Philly

5. Florida 76 (16)

6. Montreal 75 (17): Uh oh! Told ya!

7. Carolina 75 (15): Behold the power of Eric Staal. What a beastly game tonight!!!

8. NY Rangers 74 (17): They're in 8th cause they played one less game than the Pens

--------SHIT OUT OF LUCK----------------

9. PENGUINS 74 (16): 2 Games are Huge vs. Washington and Florida

10. Buffalo 73 (16): Bad loss in Ottawa tonight.

Tomorrow's Game(s)

-Boston @ NY Rangers: NBC Game. The Rags try their luck against the Beast Of The East

-Montreal @ Dallas: The Tom Petty Free Fallin' Tour hopefully continues for the Habs

-PENGUINS @ Washington: Game of the fucking day! Its like Hogan vs. Warrior in Wrestlemania 6.

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12 Noon Bitches!

Song Of The Day...



EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU WASHINGTON CAPITALS!!!

I Hate Everything About The Capitals. Ted Leonsis. Peter Bondra. Alex Ovechkin. For Every Goal AO Has Scored Against Pittsburgh or Victory Against Them... There's Always Artie...



There's Always Petr Nedved



Or Malkin...



You can respect Ovechkin and his talents. He's a hell of a scorer, but he just plays on the team that I absolutely despise. It doesn't help that the Caps have beaten the Pens like a drum the past few games. But our playoff lives are on the line and somehow someway, I expect them to be the same sorry ass playoff Washington Capitals too.

Go fuck yourself Washington!

Three Six... It's A Doozy

Penguins were off but three games were of importance tonight. Let's recap shall we.

-Carolina Hurricanes had a must win at home and stormed (no pun intended) through the Calgary Flames 6-1

-Buffalo didn't shit on themselves tonight and got it together and defeated the Coyotes.

-Montreal on the other hand played like Celine Dion and sucked major balls against lowly Atlanta. The whole thing about them not doing shit on the trade deadline is slowly haunting them.

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"I'm Impressed Montreal. You Make Me Proud!"

So what does this mean??? Standings Time!!!

1. Bruins 93
2. Devils 87
3. Capitals 85
4. Philly 78
5. Montreal 75: Slowly dying Montreal
6. Florida 74
7. NY Rangers 74
8. PENGUINS 74

Shit Out Of Luck
9. Sabres 73: Stayed in contention. Still waiting for them to shit themselves
10. Carolina 73: Power of Ric Flair stayed with them

WHAT TO WATCH FOR SAT
-Buffalo at Ottawa: No let downs Buffalo... Shenanigans!

-St Louis at Florida: The Cats should be mad

-Carolina at Tampa Bay: OK Tampa. Mother nature game. Hurricane vs. Lightning? Rooting for the latter.

-Nashville at Philadelphia: I got my eye on you now Philly. Don't fuck up.

Song Of The Day
This is to you Montreal... You better stay afloat.



Showdown on Sunday.... Rivalry continues. Penguins @ Capitals. Revenge time.

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MVP. If you think otherwise or feel I'm just biased against my own team, then you can go fornicate yourself.