Hat Tricks Galore

Tonight's games did not help much for the idle Penguins. So the best thing for them to do is to continue winning tomorrow and keep above the line. Recap time

-Florida 5 St. Louis 3: David Booth nets 3 in a cats win. Yes the guy who shot Lincoln scored a hat trick. Take the six seed right now.


"Don't Shoot!"

-Carolina 9 Tampa Bay 3: Eric Staal does you one better John Wilkes Booth. 4 Goals in the raping of Tampa Bay. Man there was such high hopes for the Lightning after they signed all the ex-Penguins in the summer but did that blow up in their faces?



-Philadelphia 4 Nashville 1: Sons of bitches won tonight. Keep a full nose on everyone in the bottom half of the standings.

-Ottawa 6 Buffalo 3: Alright! A score I liked! Good to see Danny Alfredsson show up once in LIFE!

So through Saturday... (Games Left in Parenthesis)

1-4 Stays The Same: Boston, Jersey, Washington, Philly

5. Florida 76 (16)

6. Montreal 75 (17): Uh oh! Told ya!

7. Carolina 75 (15): Behold the power of Eric Staal. What a beastly game tonight!!!

8. NY Rangers 74 (17): They're in 8th cause they played one less game than the Pens

--------SHIT OUT OF LUCK----------------

9. PENGUINS 74 (16): 2 Games are Huge vs. Washington and Florida

10. Buffalo 73 (16): Bad loss in Ottawa tonight.

Tomorrow's Game(s)

-Boston @ NY Rangers: NBC Game. The Rags try their luck against the Beast Of The East

-Montreal @ Dallas: The Tom Petty Free Fallin' Tour hopefully continues for the Habs

-PENGUINS @ Washington: Game of the fucking day! Its like Hogan vs. Warrior in Wrestlemania 6.


12 Noon Bitches!

Song Of The Day...



EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU WASHINGTON CAPITALS!!!

I Hate Everything About The Capitals. Ted Leonsis. Peter Bondra. Alex Ovechkin. For Every Goal AO Has Scored Against Pittsburgh or Victory Against Them... There's Always Artie...



There's Always Petr Nedved



Or Malkin...



You can respect Ovechkin and his talents. He's a hell of a scorer, but he just plays on the team that I absolutely despise. It doesn't help that the Caps have beaten the Pens like a drum the past few games. But our playoff lives are on the line and somehow someway, I expect them to be the same sorry ass playoff Washington Capitals too.

Go fuck yourself Washington!