Thursday, March 6, 2008

You guys are 100% GRADE A.. ASSHOLES.


..but I love you motherfuckers (no pun intended, fags)

THE ALVIN ALCANTARA TRIBUTE BLOG



THE ALVIN TRIBUTE BLOG BEGINS NOW!


He's a member of Super Smash Bros...



...can rock a pink robe...



...founding member of the UTI Crew...



...is stupid, dumb and HYPHY...



...this GAGO still looked the same in high school...



...is foolio who ruins pictures...



...and will bust a cap in your ass...



...lives on Haight Street...



...and has a funky fresh 80's style...



...shaved his head cuz he was tired of people calling him "Curly Sue"...Well Alvin!



...Finally we would like to wish this (A)dventurous, (A)ccomplished, (A)stounding, (A)sshole (A) Happy Birthday, and bro, you're about to get torched!


Well the next birthday celebration is upon us. It is to the one we call Al-Boogie. Our fellow NCV member Alvin. Though this is solely a tribute blog and we are here out of love and friendship to Boogie, this is a roast, and he is the pig who has to be on the spit. But all these jokes are out of good fun, and he knows that, but no matter what, without Boogie, all parties are lame, all get-togethers with the homies isn't as fun, and we just want to wish our homie, and fellow member of the Nation of Domination a very Happy Birthday. The only reason we say your sister is hot is because we want to see the reaction in your face in anger... And that your sister is hot!

MACTINO would like to mention this gentleman's mustache. We always see him trying to grow it out but somehow, someway, it never seems to grow in the middle and end up crooked. It looks a little something like this...


AT LEAST COLOR THE MIDDLE IN WITH SOMETHING GAGO!

There is a silent contributor to this blog that has known Alvin since grade school. We all know that guy as Jon Cholula and even though his computer isn't working, he is always first in line to pay homage to Alvin. One of his most classic disses to Alvin is how he would always make fun of him enough for Alvin to get soooo angry to the point to where he becomes steaming mad. Then just to pour salt into the wound, Cholula would mention how Alvin looks like the turtle from Super Mario Brothers. You know the one that throws hammers and you had to get out of the way and the only way to kill him was to stomp on his head. So when Alvin would get pissed, Jon would yell out "Alvin's getting mad, somebody stomp on his head before he starts throwing hammers!" So, in honor of that, we have this photo for you...



There couldn't be a tribute blog to Alvin without mentioning a certain someone. A lot of people have never seen this person. But ever since Cholula started making comments about this person, it just stuck between all of us. So that is why when Cholula is away, I have to carry the load. I know he can't stand it, but that is why we keep doin' it. She is a saint. But there is still one question left to answer? Who Is The Baby's Daddy?

Could It Be The Miggity MACTINO?


Could It Be Shanezoola?


Could It Even Be The Zoonz himself Jon Cholula?


Your winner?


Of course the originator of insulting Alvin's sister. This is actually a nice picture.

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WE ARE SO GOING TO HELL FOR DOING THIS!

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I don't know how this guy is still our friend, but we're all glad he still is. Until tomorrow's celebration, we just want to wish our friend and homie Alvin a Happy Birthday.

From the members of the Nation of Domination...


THE DOOMS!


AND THE REST OF THE NATION SALUTES YOU MY MAN!

We all joke and kid around, but on the reals, you are a genuine, true homie and we wish nothing but good things for you and sincerely wish you a Happy Birthday.

And thus we sign our name,

MACTINO and SHANEZOOLA