Monday, January 14, 2008

TRIBUTE TUESDAY: Santino "MAC TINO" Somera

Sorry I have nothing to add for Monday, so let's start off with the TRIBUTE to my best bud TINO.

Look at this cock gobbler, so innocent.. circa 1999 SMHS Winter Formal





HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY BRO..

WE DOMINATIN' RENO THIS WEEKEND!

Tribute Tuesday... MACTINO Style



A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE TUESDAY TO MY BOY SANTINO! Sit back and enjoy this little tribute from yo' boy. I'll get this out of the way.


PETER CETERA IS BETTER THAN YOUR LIFE!

For those who are always curious to why me and Tino always have to mention or even bump this song, here's a little flashback. It started when we were seniors in high school and nearing graduation, there was a little survey for the school paper, and one of the questions posed was what song would you dedicate to a classmate and why? Without hesitation, Tino put in print "I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THE KARATE KID THEME SONG TO SHANE RAMOS BECAUSE I AM THE MAN WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOR." From then on, it started. On his wedding day, I will serenade you with this one brother. I will even grow my hair out like Peter Cetera.

Ok, here's my little tribute to you. Let's flashback shall we about seven years ago. Remember what you wrote on my yearbook that year?


Well let's take it back to Dunne's class for old times sakes shall we?

Setting: Dunne's Class
Game: PP Patrol
Participants: Me, Tino, Zunz, Brando (Only when he wasn't writing rhymes)
Object: First one to spot the panties win.

Someone has a special message for you.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BOY."

Whatever it is homeboy we've been through a lot. There's been a lot of shit in high school and now, but I'm glad you're my homie. So Happy Birfaday and please enjoy these music videos from me to you.


'Nuff said


You're my Inspiration. Tino.


No matter how bad it may seem my friend. You gotta hold on OK.

Remember, we all those jokes... Don't take it personal aight.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY NUCKA!

MAC TiNO's MILF MONDAY'S


Excuse the horrible photoshop picture, but i tried my best to search for a photo of a MILF and her cholo husband with their pale looking son. As Shanezoola was saying Monday's tribute goes out to the MILF's out there, and here are the special songs that go out to you special ladies in our horny lives.

Up first is Chris De Burgh's "Lady In Red", this is sophisticated song for that sophisticated lady. It's just something about a grown woman dressed in red that drives guys wild.



Next up is the MILF's anthem, "Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison...



Last up goes to the newest MILF's on the block, Jessica Alba, Nichole Richie, Halle Barry...Alvin's sister...



You ladies take my breath away, thanks for being so beautiful!

MILF MONDAY'S

Today is a very special Milf Monday sponsored by Tony's mom. For all those who had a friend who's mom was an absolute dime piece, here's some songs for you to enjoy and theme your imagination when you think about your friend's mom. My boy MACTINO will have a special photoshop of our favorite hot mom in his post but for now... Enjoy

Fountains of Wayne: Stacy (I mean Tony's) Mom


She's Nothing But Beautiful...

...I just want you to know, You're my favorite girl!

I know Tony DID NOT. I REPEAT DID NOT GET IT FROM HIS MAMA.


More vids to come later on. But just use these videos to reminisce about your friend's hot mom and the nasty ass shit you thought about doing to her. Oh, you've thought about them. Here on the NCV, we always cover everything.